For the great Kingdom of Ubeko: Music Shenanigans You know, I used to be a spy. I would go sneaking around places! Watching people do their everyday things. oh- the thrill of spying just races through my bones. That was when I was young. Now, If I try to go crawling around like I used to, I'll probably just end up breaking my bones. From big castles and evil monarchs, I now spend my days spying on birds and villagers instead. Now about the music. Oh such a sweet sound to my ears, but it has been fading dimmer, growing softer every month. Some people say I'm growing deaf but I can not bring myself to believe it. A life without sound will be terrible! It would be like a punctured balloon. The balloon's still there but a vital part of why balloons are made is gone. I tell myself I am just imagining it but I can't hide from the truth, it will catch up with me later. Okay enough with that pish-posh. I have been here for a long time and have watched the Grand kingdom slowly crumble. Something is wrong about this new ruler. I want to spy on them but it's a stupid, nonsensical idea! But I heard there's a Disco party soon and everyone's invited maybe I could then-