THESE ARE NOT BY ME- tell me if i missed you lol scroll to see these quotes hehe Amber: What’s your favorite color? Rei: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Amber: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Rei: My favorite color is pink. Xeno: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed. Xeno: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it. Xeno: But who's to say. Bow: I think France isn't real. Glory: Bow, you've been to France. Bow: And??? Glory: Shh, here comes BBH / Ghosty! Bow: Quick, Rei, start talking about boring nerd stuff! Rei: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist. Bow: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that. Glory: You spent all our money on THIS?? Amber, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this. MT: *running towards Xeno with open arms* Xeno: *moves out of the way* MT: Hey, why'd you move?! Xeno: I thought you were going to attack me. MT: I was going to hug you! Xeno: Why would you hug me? MT: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!? Ajax: Which country has the most birds? Ajax: Portu-geese! Glory: That's a language. Ajax: Portu-gull? Glory: Good recovery. BBH / Ghosty: I think you mean good re-dovery. Bow: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY? Bow: *cooking* Amber: *kicks down door* Amber: *grabs knife from Bow's hand* Amber: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR? Bow: Bow: What. Ajax: They're trying to tell you they want to cook. MT: When I was a kid, Amber told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year. BBH / Ghosty: They are! MT: FOR REAL? BBH / Ghosty: No! Why did you fall for it again? Glory I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship. Amber: These are handcuffs. Glory: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime! Glory: Christmas is cancelled. Nat: You can't cancel a holiday. Glory: Keep it up, Nat, and you'll lose New Year's too. Nat: What does that mean? Glory: Bow, take New Year's away from Nat. Xeno: Are you mad? Bow: No. Xeno: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby? Glory: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away. Xeno: What makes you say that? Glory: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it? Xeno: Glory... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you? Glory: *screams in anger* MT: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Ajax: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them. Dart: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk. Dart: *cuts piece of cake* Rei: ...Can I have some? Dart: Cake is for talkers. Bow: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Dart: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents. Bow: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you. Amber: Actually I did the math, Dart would have $225, not $0.15. Dart: Fam I’m right here.... MT: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Bow: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? MT: Sorry I only have a dollar. Bow: :( Amber: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Dart would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent. MT: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice. Amber: You can buy anything you want with $22,500. Xeno: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice. Amber: Apply juice to what. Xeno: Directly to the forehead. Dart: Great chat everyone. Bow: Dumbest scar stories, go! Dart: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Glory: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. MT: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Rei: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. BBH / Ghosty: I have emotional scars.
one moree Xeno: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that? Glory: Uh, like what? Xeno: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs. Xeno: Uh, this is what I look like. Xeno: Glory: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Xeno: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones. Bow: I wanna have a cowboy hat! Glory: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them* MT: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too! Glory: You can't just take Bow's hat idea, MT! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing! MT: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL! Rei: Put MT on one of those stupid baby tricycles. MT: NO!! Glory: Tricycle, done. *draws it* Amber, want anything? Rei, making finger guns: Pew pew. Glory: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Amber. Amber, making finger guns: Pew pew. Glory: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting. I'm doing more. Fight me.
