I’ll post an art dump or smth soon- for now have this dumb drawing of Leafkit. I made it with my f i n g e r :) Here’s part 2! I stopped updating the last one since the school year ended, so I’m making a new one! From this point on I probably won’t update them, I’ll just make a new one whenever I accumulate enough. I think these are important to do bc it helps me remember things that I might have otherwise forgotten. Now, on with the show! (WARNING: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU MAY LOSE BRAIN CELLS AND SANITY BEYOND THIS POINT.) /hj Student 1: I’m gonna go to the bathroom before I pee myself from laughing Student 2: TMI TMI TMI Me: *dies of that was my last brain cell that I had today and it’s Friday and how is it not even lunch yet* Student: what’s a trimester Teacher: what does tri mean? Student: i dunno, 25? Teacher: what’s a triangle? Everyone else: 3 sides! Teacher: what’s a tricycle? Everyone else: 3 wheels! Teacher: so what’s a trimester? Student: 5 Student 1: *casually munches on paper* Teacher: stop eating paper I have so many questions Student 2: don’t touch that! (I don't even know what it was lol) Student 1: *accidentally knocks over student 2’s water bottle and it spills on the teacher* Teacher: I’ll dry just be glad it didn’t hit my computer now why wasn’t the lid on ur water bottle? Some time later: Student 3: *accidentally knocks over student 2’s water bottle* Teacher: *confiscates water bottle* Student: what the f- Teacher: no. Watch ur language Student 1: *tries to shove an entire orange in mouth* Student 1: *runs around with orange in mouth* Student 2: *about to do the same thing* Teacher: *walks over* student 2 don’t do it Teacher’s phone: *rings with an obnoxious laughing noise* Teacher: hang on I need to take this call Teacher: you guys have to stop eating things you’re not supposed to be eating Student 1: *munches on a scrap of cardboard* Student 2: paper doesn’t count, right? Student 3: student 1 and I used to take shots of glitter glue Teacher: I did not need to know that Student 1: I’m Kim kardashian! Student 2: no ur Kanye Student 1: I have toe socks Student 2: *takes off sock* I have no socks Student: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME Teacher: it is not peanut butter nor jelly time
Ok so I wanted to do the first section like that because some things only worked with context. But… some things are only funny without context. So, here’s the section for out of context things. “I’m going to put a pause on the ummm… mayhem” - my science teacher “If you don’t have a headache now, you’ll have one by the end of the afternoon” - a teacher to a substitute “I just want to eat Chipotle, is that too much to ask?” - my friend during pe “We’re playing tic tac toe with our legs” - one of my friends “Where’s my sock?” - one of my friends “No, because it’ll explode” - one of my friends “U touched all the Orbeez with ur feet :(“ - one of my friends “[name], that’s called assault :)” - a kid after watching her friend try to whack one of my friends with an umbrella “We’re just watching twerking birds” - a kid while a teacher plays the first few minutes of Rio to keep us from killing each other out of boredom “Bob Ross didn’t have an Afro then. He was in the army” - my friend who is obsessed with Bob Ross “The ones that eat spaghetti noodles?” - one of my friends “She’s the dollar store version of Kim kardashian!” - one of my friends *tries to eat the strap of an apple watch* - one of my friends “I need a drink and a snack. The water is the drink and the [paper] cup is the snack” - one of my friends (who had eaten a different paper cup earlier in the day) “Pls stop hitting that, whoever’s doing that” - a very tired teacher “[name]’s petting people!” - one of my friends “ITS JOHN CENA!!!” - some kid “How far can I stick this down my throat?” - one of my friends, about a hot glue stick "I don't even know why i exist right now :)" - some kid "Take off your shoe and chuck it out the window!" - some kid "You don't look scary, you look like a 4 year old who got ahold of a knife" - one of my friends "Words of wisdom is not very common in the language of English." - some kid “That’s unnerving” - my uncle after he put on a zoom filter “The last week of school, when everyone loses their marbles and nothing gets done” - one of my teachers “That is incredibly thick” - one of my friends
