EXTRAS DO YOUR LINES PLEASE IT ONLY WORKS WITH YOU **CRIES IN VERONICA** WHY DOES THIS HAVE 76 I DON’T HAVE 76 CAST MEMBERS OK IF YOU SEE THIS DO EXTRA LINES PLEASE IDC IF YOU’RE NOT IN THE CAST DO IT Why does this have 59 views, and only 6 remixes? Script for ‘Heathers Episode 1: Beautiful’ No due date yet! Please watch this (so you know delivery of lines- also record while listening to this to get timings if you want NO BACKING TRACK PLEASE) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1pGHfK6z2jo Here’s the lyric version: https://youtu.be/zAmmc7VFiZY If you can join the teams group! "Cast for Heathers": https://teams.live.com/l/invite/FEA4H5OQ8hM2TnaFwE [VERONICA:] September 1st, 1989 Dear Diary: I believe I'm a good person. You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but—here we are! First day of senior year! And uh... I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself—what happened? [Extras:] Freak! Loser! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass! [VERONICA:] We were so tiny, happy and shiny Playing tag and getting chased [Extras:] (I know I suck at censoring crap) Freak! Loser! Loser! Shortbus! [VERONICA:] Singing and clapping, laughing and napping Baking cookies, eating paste [Extras:] Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback! [VERONICA:] Then we got bigger, that was the trigger Like the Huns invading Rome (Spoken) Oh, Sorry! (Sung) Welcome to my school, this ain't no high school: This is the Thunderdome Hold your breath and count the days, we're graduating soon [Exras:] White trash! [VERONICA:] College will be paradise, if I'm not dead by June! But I know, I know, life can be beautiful I pray, I pray for a better way If we changed back then, we could change again We can be beautiful... [VERONICA:] Just not today Hey, are you okay? [Extra:] Get away, nerd [VERONICA:] Oh, okay [Extras:] Freak! Loser! Cripple! Homo! Homo! Homo! [VERONICA:] Things will get better soon as my letter Comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown Wake from this coma, take my diploma Then I can blow this town Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky French cafés [RAM:] Watch it! [VERONICA:] Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze! [RAM:] Oops [VERONICA:] (ik this isn’t the same but scratch LALLALA) Ram Sweeney. Third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge jerk. [RAM:] What did you say to me, skank? [VERONICA:] Aah, nothing! (Extremely important to look at like delivery on this cause remember the extras are an ensemble) (this looks weird) [VERONICA:] But I know, I know... [EXTRAS:] I know, I know... [VERONICA:] Life can be beautiful [EXTRAS:] Beautiful [VERONICA:] I pray, I pray [EXTRAS:] I pray, I pray [VERONICA:] For a better way [EXTRAS:] For a better way [VERONICA:] We were kind before; [EXTEAS:] Ooh... [VERONICA:] We can be kind once more [EXTRAS:] Ooh... [VERONICA:] We can be beautiful... [EXTRAS:] Ooh... Beautiful... [VERONICA:] Ugh!... Hey Martha [MARTHA:] Hey [VERONICA:] Martha Dunnstock. My best friend since diapers [MARTHA:] We on for movie night? [VERONICA:] Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail [MARTHA:] I rented "The Princess Bride." [VERONICA:] Ho-ho-ho, again? Wait, don't you have it memorized by now? [MARTHA:] What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending [KURT:] Martha Dumptruck! Wide load! Honnnnnk! [KURT:] Hahaaa! [VERONICA:] Kurt Kelly. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team. Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf [KURT:] Ha ha! Alright! [VERONICA:] Hey! Pick that up! Right now! [KURT:] I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me? [VERONICA:] Yes, I am. I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend. You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant [KURT:] ...You have a zit right there... (Cont.)
(Cont.) [VERONICA:] Dear diary: Why... [EXTRA:] Why do they hate me? [EXTRA:] Why don't I fight back? [KURT:] Why do I act like such a creep? [VERONICA:] Why... [MARTHA:] Why won't he date me? [RAM:] Why did I hit him? [2 EXTRAS AND MS. FLEMING] Why do I cry myself to sleep? [VERONICA:] Why... [EXTRAS:] Somebody hug me! Somebody fix me! Somebody save me! [EXTRAS & VERONICA:] Send me a sign, God! Give me some hope, here! Something to live for! [EXTRAS:] Ah! Heather, Heather, and Heather! [EXTRAS:] And then there's the Heathers. They float above it all [EXTRAS:] I love Heather, Heather, and Heather [EXTRAS:] (This but is a the same time as Veronica’s line below) I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather [VERONICA:] Heather McNamara, head cheerleader. Her dad is loaded—he sells engagement rings [EXTRAS:] I want Heather, Heather, and Heather [VERONICA:] Heather Duke, runs the yearbook. No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants [EXTRAS:] I need Heather, Heather, and Heather [VERONICA:] And Heather Chandler, the Almighty (Just say this but straight up not like how she says the original line >) She’s like the queen of the school [VERONICA:] They're solid Teflon—never bothered, never harassed I would give anything to be like that [EXTRAS:] Mm... [EXTRA:] I'd like to be their boy/girlfriend (change as appropriate) [EXTRAS:] That would be beautiful... Mm... [EXTRAS:] If I sat at their table, guys/girls would notice me (again change it- I know it’s the 80’s but no one cares) [EXTRAS:] So beautiful... Ooh... [MARTHA:] I'd like them to be nicer [EXTRAS:] That would be beautiful... Ooh... (If ya’ll Know the script well I’m definitely not putting this in and how the hell do you change that?! Like what- anyways we’ll Leave this blank for now) [HEATHER DUKE] (watch the videos lol) **questionable nosies** [HEATHER CHANDLER:] Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87. [HEATHER MCNAMARA:] Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather [HEATHER DUKE:] Yeah, Heather. Maybe I should [MS. FLEMING:] Ah, Heather and Heather **more questionable nosies by Duke** ...and Heather. Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. You're late for class [HEATHER CHANDLER:] Heather wasn't feeling well. We're helping her [MS. FLEMING:] Not without a hall pass, you're not. Week's detention (Scribbling) [VERONICA:] Um, actually, Ms. Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass. Yearbook committee [MS. FLEMING:] ...I see you're all listed. Hurry up and get where you're going [HEATHER CHANDLER:] This is an excellent forgery. Who are you? [VERONICA:] Uh... Veronica Sawyer. I crave a boon [HEATHER CHANDLER:] What boon? [VERONICA:] Um. Let me sit at your table, at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think that you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone... Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes [HEATHER DUKE:] How about prescriptions? [HEATHER CHANDLER:] Shut up, Heather [HEATHER DUKE:] Sorry, Heather [HEATHER CHANDLER:] For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure [HEATHER MCNAMARA:] And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important [HEATHER DUKE:] Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds [HEATHER CHANDLER:] And ya know, ya know, ya know? This could be beautiful Mascara, maybe some lip gloss And we're on our way Get this girl some blush; And Heather, I need your brush Let's make her beautiful [HEATHER MCNAMARA:] Let's make her beautiful... [HEATHER DUKE:] Let's make her beautiful... [HEATHER CHANDLER:] Make her beautiful... Okay? [VERONICA:] Okay! [KURT:] Out of my way, geek! [EXTRA:] I don't want trouble.. [RAM:] You're gonna die at 3 pm! [2 EXTRAS:] Don't you dare touch me! Get away, freak! [EXTRA:] What did I ever do to them? [EXTRAS:] Who could survive this? I can't escape this! I think I'm dying! [MS. FLEMING:] Who's that with Heather? [EXTRAS:] Whoa Heather, Heather, Heather... [EXTRA:] And someone! [EXTRAS:] Heather, Heather, Heather... [GOWAN & COACH:] And a babe! [EXTRAS:] Heather, Heather, Heather... [MARTHA:] Veronica?! [EXTRAS:] Veronica? Veronica? Veronica?! [VERONICA:] And you know, you know, you know Life can be beautiful ([EXTRAS:] Ah! Beautiful!) You hope, you dream, you pray And you get your way! Ask me how it feels ([EXTRAS:] Beautiful!) Lookin' like hell on wheels... My God, it's beautiful! ([EXTRAS:] Ah! Beautiful!) I might be beautiful... ([EXTRAS:] Beautiful!) And when you're beautiful... [VERONICA:] It's a beautiful frickin' day! [EXTRAS:] Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica! Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! Completed? Veronica ✅ Chandler ✅ Duke ✅ Mac ✅ Martha ✅ Ram ✅ Kurt ✅ Ms Fleming ✅ Extras LIKE 2 DO YOUR LINES I NEED THESE SM GUYS
