random things i've said/done

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Broadway is a bop #Sleepdeprivedchild I'm here, I'm queer, I need a nap Ohr norr Cleorr the condensation I'm a theatre kid *jazz hands* what'd you expect? Uno reverse *shows rainbow uno reverse card* asdfghjkl Zoupp Please, tommy, please (I'M SORRY) I had a gf for 3 seconds,/srs worst three seconds of my life /j(indi will get this one) Work work (Angelicaaa) Jenna Rolen calling? Jenna Rolen calling, Jenna Rolen calling, hey~ Whaaaaa- IT'S A MUSHROOM DON'T EAT IT *later* I'm starting to think you ate the mushroom... Tisk TiSk NoT DO BETTER I may not know taxes but I sure do know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell *in angry voice* bubbles *laughs* Uno reverso reverse CHRISSY WAKE UP gay It's called l0ve hill bc three c0uples were k***ing behind us... we sat there awkwardly okay hear me out- WOMEN I want a gf *sigh* Dance, dAnCe, dANCE My tea time is almost up. Tea time? SCREEN TIME *sings high school musical* *watching hsm* why can't high school be like this? SpIdEr MaN sPiDeR mAn gEt It QuEeN omg a hEtErO *whispers* it might be nice it might be nice *yells* TO HAVE WASHINGTON ON YOUR SIDE traumatic backstory time >:) AAAAYYYY MACARENA Muahahahahahaha *coughs* hahaha Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii or just a low ha? *talking abt ocs* Exhibit A- depressed british boy Exhibit B- upbeat new yorker Exhibit C- emo Exhibit D- gay O Quality quality, where art thou quality? Space Jesus NEWTIEEEE *abt an oc* This poor child- but I feel no emotions about this 'I just left the party at Blake's and it's Halloween' I say as I leave Blake's party on Halloween... (true story) thou hast gone missing goldfishies i'm gay... deal with it *hair flip fail bc hair is too short* He's a guy... I'm not gay but... girls *looks at crush* Tay tay swizzle tHe MuFfIn MaN (inside joke) The Midget Man oh how the turns have tabled *screeches* *pterodactyl screech in transmasc* *screams in gay* *runs around using lesbian flag as cape* It would be so cool to be a jellyfish. We could rule the world one day NeWsIeS sElL pApEs SiLlY Studies show that you're gay Judith nO Gotta persuade my friend to come back so I can hug his cat Gay, pan, bi.., questioning, pan, straight. One straight person in my house Here lies the gay *lays on couch pretending to be d3* Your your YOUR MOM I w i l l s t e a l y o u r k n e e c a p s