Hi, welcome to the cheesy puff religion. here we worship cheesy puff, our lord and saviour. If you want to join, just follow these commandments and tell us that if you were to die in this religion, we can say it was of natural causes and we get full ownership of your body. Once your in the religion, all you need to do is attend the 1 hour long church ceremonies every Sunday at 5 am something-time and tell your friends about this religion and get them to join so they can get their friends to join and you can earn $5.
@ashedpotatoes this is a joke if you didn't get it
