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cause we need them :eyes: Regalmist: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology. Corollahaze, amazed: Wow... Championfable, to Corollahaze: Well what does that mean? Corollahaze: I don't know. Corollahaze, to Regalmist: What does that mean? *The group is getting into the car* Regalmist: I’m driving. Corollahaze, out of view: Shotgun! Championfable, turning to face Corollahaze: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Everyone except Corollahaze: WOAH- Corollahaze, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun* Regalmist: Corollahaze and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Championfable: *Sighing* What did Corollahaze do? Regalmist: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Corollahaze: Who wants a steering wheel? Championfable: If Corollahaze and I were drowning, who would you save? Regalmist: You two can’t swim? Corollahaze: It’s a hypothetical question, Regalmist! who would you save? Regalmist: my time and effort. Regalmist: I know you snuck out last night, Championfable. Corollahaze: Play dumb! Championfable: Who's Championfable? Corollahaze: NOT THAT DUMB!!! Regalmist: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Corollahaze: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Regalmist: Yes! Championfable: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you. Regalmist, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Corollahaze: You did WHAT– Championfable: William Snakepeare Regalmist: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Corollahaze? Corollahaze: … No. Championfable: I do! Regalmist: I know, Championfable. Championfable: I’m sad! Regalmist: I know, Championfable. Regalmist, to Corollahaze: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Corollahaze, motioning to themself and Championfable: No no no no no, TWO idiots! Regalmist: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Championfable does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff!? Corollahaze: If Championfable were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Championfable jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Regalmist: You jump off a cliff! Corollahaze: Gladly. Provided Championfable did first. Regalmist: What do you think Corollahaze will do for a distraction? Championfable: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Championfable: ... or they could do that. *The squad is having dinner together* Regalmist: Corollahaze, can you pass the salt? Corollahaze: *Throws Championfable across the table* Corollahaze: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Regalmist: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Championfable: Smad. Championfable: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Regalmist: You’re a hazard to society Corollahaze: And a coward. DO TWENTY. Regalmist: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Corollahaze: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Championfable isn’t Regalmist: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Championfable: The cow??? Regalmist: What? Corollahaze: Championfable, W H Y? Regalmist: They stole from me first! Corollahaze: Mhm. Regalmist: Stole my heart... Championfable: It is still illegal to commit murder. Regalmist: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Corollahaze: We got spring water Regalmist: NO. Championfable: with EXTRA minerals Corollahaze: it's like licking a stalagmite Regalmist: DON'T COME HOME. Championfable: Mmmmm cave water Regalmist, negotiating with Corollahaze: We have Championfable. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed Championfable: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? Regalmist: Championfable: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– Regalmist: CHAMPIONFABLE STOP Corollahaze: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Championfable: The car takes a screenshot. Regalmist: For the last time, get the hell out. Corollahaze, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Championfable, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Regalmist: what the hell are you guys doing? Corollahaze: playing systemic oppression Regalmist: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Corollahaze: *turning to Championfable* How tall are you? Corollahaze: WHY. why did you give Regalmist a KNIFE?! Championfable: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Corollahaze: Now I feel unsafe! Championfable: I’m sorry. Championfable: ... would you like a knife? Regalmist: I trust Championfable. Corollahaze: You think they know what they're doing? Regalmist: I wouldn't go that far.