Hydrangeacrown: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Corollahaze: Okay. Hydrangeacrown: And make out during the scary parts. Corollahaze: Th- Corollahaze: The scary parts. Corollahaze: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Hydrangeacrown, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Corollahaze. Corollahaze: How did you do that without turning around? Hydrangeacrown: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you. Hydrangeacrown: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Corollahaze: Twelve, actually. Hydrangeacrown: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Corollahaze: Yours! Hydrangeacrown: That's right: no one's. Hydrangeacrown: Can you keep a secret? Corollahaze: Do you know anything about my life? Hydrangeacrown: No I do not. Good point. Hydrangeacrown: Change is inedible. Corollahaze: Don't you mean inevitable? Hydrangeacrown, spitting out coins: No, I did not. Hydrangeacrown: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Corollahaze: How can you still say that? Hydrangeacrown: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have. Hydrangeacrown: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Corollahaze: It’s not a joke. Corollahaze: *sniffles* Corollahaze: I’m a legit snack. Hydrangeacrown: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Corollahaze: You and me!!! Hydrangeacrown, tearing up: Okay. :D <33
*intense gay flirting*
