(LYRICS BELOW, CONTINUED IN NOTES AND CREDITS) Well, I FINALLY made it! BIG SHOT with lyrics! Roughly four times the length, quadruple the chaos, and more of EVERY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [Number1RatedSalesman1997]! LYRICS: *dialogue* Kris! Oh, Kris! Why, Just you [look at me]! Thanks to you, I Finally am free! Strings are cut, and [Puppet] strings are ripped! Or so I thought... I'm still being gripped! Why can I not See a single thing?! All I hear's the [Sound of] empty rings! [Heaven]'s calling! Won't it let me sing?! I keep falling, Held up [only] by these strings! *dialogue* I [need] just one Thing to [take control]! I [need] just one Thing to become whole! I [need] just one Thing to [get] the goal! I [need] just one Thing, I need your SOUL! *dialogue* Did you [drop] that? Let me [pick it up]! These flying [heads] can lend a [hand]! I’ll take that [SOUL], these strings I’ll cut, And be the [big]gest in the land! Did you just fire a [big shot]? I’m so proud, I could [killed] you! As a matter of fact I think I will! So just stand still and I’ll make myself anew! Puny little threads Hang above my [head]! I’m [gripped] by something, By my [puppet] strings! But I’ll break away! I’ll see light of day! So give me the [light], And then we won’t fight! [Let’s make a deal] before you see game over! | Now’s your chance to be a [big shot]! I’ll take your [SOUL] for [my favorite year] Kromer! | [This is all legal], if we don’t get caught! Screaming, crying, Just stop trying! [Take the deal] before I force game over! | Now’s your chance to be a [big shot]! Life’s a load to take off your shoulders! | Deals good enough to make you yell “Great Scott!” [Pipis] frying! Just get dying! Oh! It’s just another Fight! Another chance to [Die], but also Another chance to Make It right! Oh! | Think he’s coming for me, answer the phone, It’s just another | I can’t explain until we’re all alone, Deal! | It pulls the strings and makes them ring, Another [service] | Until your heart starts breaking up! I provide | Think he’s coming for me, answer the phone, To make my fanta- | I can’t explain until we’re all alone, -sy | It pulls the strings and pulls the strings- Real! | Tell you what you BIG SHOT! *dialogue* Look in my [eyes] and you [can’t say no]! Look in my [eyes] and my [mouth] and my [nose]! All I want is to have control, So Kris, if you give me that [SOUL], Then never again will your life be crummy! | Now’s your chance! Now’s your chance! All your days will be [bright] and [sunny]! | Now’s your now’s your now’s your now’s your We’ll never be [played] like a game of rummy! | Now’s your chance! Tell you what you- And we don’t have to be just some two-bit dummy! Puny little threads Hang above my [head]! I’m [gripped] by something, By my [puppet] strings! But I’ll break away! | Now’s your chance to be a big shot! I’ll see light of day! | [Write it down], your [SOUL]’s been bought! For a [specil prize], | Now’s your chance to be a big shot! I can take your life! | Now’s your chance to be a robot! Puny little threads Hang above my [head], I’m [gripped] by something, By my [puppet] strings! But I’ll break away! I’ll see light of day! Please just take the deal, Take the deal! TAKE THE DEAL! I have strings, but I’ll have fun, I’m not tied up to anyone! (continued in notes and credits)
Deal Gone Wrong, BIG SHOT, A Real Boy!, and Dialtone by Toby Fox. Spamton, Kris, Susie, and Ralsei by Toby Fox. Me for lyrics. Me for voicing Spamton and Ralsei. @Teaganballerina for voicing Susie. Several people, including (but not limited to) Man on the Internet, Juno Songs, Drama Josh, Khamydrian, and many more have all made their own versions of this song; THIS IS NOT THOSE. LYRICS (continued): *dialogue* [Stayin’ alive]? [We’ve got the solution!]! It’s [ethically sourced] and anti-pollution! [Right to remain] a pawn in the game? Staying the same or evolution? Left for dead, a friendless loner, Robbed of all [delicis kromer], But not anymore! Look [to the skies]! And you may see Spamton’s rise! Puny little threads Hang above my [head], I’m [gripped] by something, By my [puppet] strings! But I’ll break away! I’ll see light of day! So for [$4.99], Click here now to [die]! [Let’s make a deal] before I see game over! | Now’s your chance to be a [big shot]! I’ll take your [SOUL] for all my Kromer! | When you’re [desperate] like me, you take what you’ve got! Never wonder! Just go under! [Take the deal] before I force game over! | Now’s your chance to be a [big shot] Take off the load with the weight of a boulder! | [See what’s new!] NEO[’s hot!] Torn asunder By the thunder! I’ve | Laser shows from my Got [Specil Deals] in | Blaster and flying heads, Store! | It’s so good that it can What do you do when | Make a Lightner dead! Life is a game | Going ever upwards, And your choices don’t count | Soaring into heaven, A- | Finally reliving -nymore? | 1997! Hey! | Life is pointless if you’ve | Think he’s coming for me, answer the phone, Come on, step through | Been living a lie! | I can’t explain until we’re all alone, [The door]! | You’ve got to remember | It pulls the strings and makes them ring, Align yourself with me, | That one day, you’ll die! | Until your heart starts breaking up! And let’s see | You and I are nothing, | Think he’s coming for me, answer the phone, If we’re truly [destined] | But we could be something! | I can’t explain until we’re all alone, To | I’ll ascend, and you will | It pulls the strings and pulls the strings- Be poor! | See my second coming! | Tell you what you BIG SHOT! *dialogue* Phone is ringing, [heart] in [hands]! [Eggs] are singing, make a dance! Let me make [your life] enhanced! Come on, kiddo, now’s your chance! And never again will your life be crummy! | Now’s your chance! Now’s your chance! All your days will be [bright] and [sunny]! | Now’s your now’s your now’s your now’s your We’ll never be [played] like a game of rummy! | Now’s your chance! Tell you what you- And we don’t have to be just some two-bit dummy! Puny little threads Hang above my [head], I’m [gripped] by something, By my [puppet] strings! But I’ll break away! | Now’s your chance to be a big shot! I’ll see light of day! | [Ride around town] on our very own yacht! Since you won’t accept, | Now’s your chance to be a big shot! Then I’ll intercept! | Now’s your chance to hit the jackpot! Puny little threads | Cut all the cables, | Be a big shot, cause who woulda thought, Hang above my [head], | Future unstable, | Pick up the pace, take it up to a trot, I’m [gripped] by something, | Left on the table, | Tie up the knot and sign on the dot, By my [puppet] strings! | Finally able, | And it’s all useless rhyming, in case you forgot! But I’ll break away! | It's too dark to see, | Light up the dark and cut off the strings! I’ll see light of day! | Nothing else to be, | Finally answer the telephone’s rings! Kris, please, you and me! | For eternity, | Give me your [SOUL] [absolutely for free]! KRIS, COME BE FREE WITH ME! I had strings, but I’ll be free, THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME! *dialogue* Because who ever needed to fly to heaven? Who ever needed '97? I don't have to be someone else's toy! I can be me, a real boy! I got no strings to hold me down, To make me fret, to make me frown! I live for my [friend(s)], who helped me see, There are no stings on me! Life's as pointless as my [nose], Even if it's a lie! So come on! Watch me fly! Light… I finally saw the light… It wasn’t meant to be… Can’t run from destiny. Alright. I’m gonna be alright. I’ve come to terms with fate. For me, it’s far too late. I can’t help but wonder if it’s Not too late to help you Free yourselves? And break free of your cells? You are stronger than I ever Could have been, or could have Hoped to be… So take what’s left of me. Let me become your strength. ...
