Incorrect Quotes with the Buzz Fam/Others

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*The squad is over at Buzzswan's house* Balladkit: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Buzzswan: ... N-No... Buzzswan, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Balladkit, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Blithekit: I see a- Buzzswan, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Balladkit: Oh, well I- Buzzswan: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Buzzswan, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Bimblekit: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Burgeonkit: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Buzzswan: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Buzzswan: I am someone who owns four ovens... Buzzswan, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Buzzswan: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Ashpaw, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Buzzswan: Balladkit: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Buzzswan: Buzzswan, ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Blithekit: Thanks fam! Burgeonkit: oh no Buzzswan: *cries* I love you too Bimblekit: Sounds fake but okay Ashpaw: *A flustered mess* Balladkit: can i get a refund Blithekit: Hewwo. Burgeonkit: Hihiiiiii! Ashpaw: Greetings, Humans. Buzzswan: Three kinds of people. Bimblekit: I want pudding. Ashpaw: Four kinds of people. Balladkit: WHAT’S UP IDIOTS? Buzzswan: Five kinds of people. Ashpaw: Dumbest scar stories, go! Balladkit: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Blithekit: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Bimblekit: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Burgeonkit: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Buzzswan: Buzzswan: I have emotional scars. Buzzswan: Good morning. Balladkit: Good morning. Blithekit: Good morning. Burgeonkit: Good morning. Bimblekit: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Ashpaw: MORNING IDIOTS Burgeonkit: *Gently taps table* Balladkit: *Taps back* Blithekit: What are they doing? Bimblekit: Morse code. Burgeonkit: *Aggressively taps table* Balladkit: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK- Ashpaw: Am I in trouble? Buzzswan: Take a guess. Ashpaw: Yes? Buzzswan: Take another guess. Buzzswan: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Bubblecatcher: Rude. Blithekit: That’s fair. Bimblekit: Not again. Burgeonkit: Are you going to want this back? Butterflybeacon: Nothing in life is free. Bubblecatcher: Love is free! Blithekit: Adventure is free. Bimblekit: Knowledge is free. Burgeonkit: Everything is free if you take it without paying.