how did i survive this long transcript: [knocking] cybrgrl: God, I'm getting there! [awesome walking sfx] cybrgirl: Impatient son of a- LOOK, NO MATTER WHO THE IRS SENDS, we AREN'T paying taxes. Get over it. mailman: Paying taxes? You just have mail, lady. cybrgirl: Oh. Thanks. cybrgirl: Uhhhhhhhh... oh! cybrgirl: Dax! It's for you! nik: It's for Dax? cybrgirl: Yeah... that's what it says. nik: What about me? Is there mail for me? cybrgirl: No, they just gave me this. nik: :( cybrgrl: Sorry Nik, better luck next time I guess. dax: That is mine, thank you very much. Now let's open it up and see what's inside. dax: It could be a car, it could be Kazuhira Miller from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, it could be a BRAND NEW pet gerbil. dax: Let's find out. dax: Oh it's 60 followers.
credits in case you cant read my awful handwriting on the last slide: cybrgrl belongs to @TheCosmicAmbition817 raiden belongs to Metal Gear mailman, cybrgrl, and dax (me) voice acted by me raiden voice acted by scratch tenor text to speech cast: me as myself cybrgrl (@TheCosmicAmbition817) as herself nik (@ancillaryavarice) as raiden (himself basically) thanks to @ancillaryavarice & @TheCosmicAmbition817 for being in this project without me asking (surprise!)