WARNING: This is for kids 0+ only! If you're not over the age of 0+ please click off!!1!!! I found the first two while watching youtube the rest I found one google. Don't you want devoted followers? Who leave their families for you? Give their money to you? Give their bodies to you? give up their live for you? consider you god and kill for you? Since the death of god there's been a vagrancy open, you can fill that void.
I'm writing this from heaven after seeing the monkey one-
