use arrow keys to move there are 34 events, adding more soon press T to chat Additional Instructions Press P to toggle effects (Ex. Snow). Press Space to activate an ability. Press O to open the tablet. Press Z (or M) to do a pose. Press N to see stats for other players.
Credits to griffpatch and @txiao620 (they made the original engine) and also kevin macleod because music (and waterflame, sometimes) use this when the game looks like question marks/to play online (or since newer versions, to play this game at all): turbowarp.org/740493712 updates: 10/4/22: added a new boss: Poptart Boss (and later in the day added the Spinning Laser event) 10/5/22: added the tablet 10/8/22: added the Candy Rain event, finally allowing you to earn points and spend them on abilities (and later in the day added the invincibility ability) 10/12/22: added the Shrinking event 10/14/22: added the Four Containers event 10/23/22: added the 10-Level Course event 10/26/22: added a new boss: Chompernip 2/1/23: starting working on a Ping Pong event 2/17/23: removed Ping Pong event 5/24/23: started work on Tornado event and added poses! Press Z to use them. 5/25/23: finished making the Tornado event 7/12/23: added a main menu, now you can... uhhh 7/15/23: added the Teapot event 7/17/23: added the Bonus event, now the second event that you can get points from! 7/18/23: added the Master Hand boss 7/20/23: added a new ability, the Super-Spin ability! 7/24/23: re-added touch controls, you can enable them in the main menu 7/28/23: added Hurry Up music to the 10-Level Course event and later in the day decreased the time to 50 seconds 7/29/23: added a new attack to Master Hand 8/14/23: revamped the online events system 8/23/23: finally added the offline mode that I really didn't feel like doing until I realized that it wasn't that difficult to add also added a new part to the Master Hand boss! You can now defeat him with the Super-Spin and win 10 Points or 35 Points depending on your performance! and later in the day added a new attack to the cat boss 8/25/23: added a new video: the Tree Boss Animation 9/27/23: started testing shirt and hat clothing items 10/10/23: made the catalog button on the tablet actually useful (although there's only 2 items) and later in the day added the Teacup available exclusively to Teacup Club members 10/11/23: added the Pool Float and Avocadough catalog items 10/12/23: added the Ghostly Trail and Ghost Head catalog items 10/14/23: added the TV Hat catalog item 10/28/23: started work on the Titan Dweevil boss 11/17/23: finished making the Titan Dweevil boss and added the Leaf Stem catalog item 11/19/23: added the Snapping Floor event 11/24/23: added the Turkey Head and Smileboots catalog items 11/27/23: Happy 3rd anniversary Be stuck in a box online! As a celebration, 3 new items and 1 new costume type have been added to the catalog; the Macintosh, the Totinos Hat, and the Leaf Hair 12/2/23: added new Ice Gate event and added the Santa Hat and Rhombus Head catalog items 12/20/23: added the Mustache and Blue Leggings catalog items 1/10/24: added the Long Hair, Red Leggings, and BlockHat catalog items 1/27/24: added a new boss, the original cat boss' friend! 2/17/24: added the Big Heart catalog item as world's latest Valentines Celebration! 2/25/24: added the Neon Tube event 3/14/24: As a celebration of Pi Day, I added the Pi(e) Head and Pi(e) Enthusiast catalog items 3/23/24: added a new type of catalog item, Soundpacks! Now you can play Windows XP sounds when you walk 4/1/24: added the Clown and Douuuuuughball head items, and added the SMB Sounds Soundpack 4/7/24: made changes to the Candy Rain, Chompernip, and Master Hand events; added sound effects to the Chompernip and added 2 more attacks to Master Hand 4/10/24: added the Tank & Army and Tank Sounds catalog items, added 2 new songs, Moonlight Mansion and Space Colony, and most importantly; added a new event, the Bounce event, based on a project by 4/11/24: added the Tony Redgrave Legs, Tony Redgrave Hair, Vergil Legs and Vergil Hair catalog items 4/14/24: added the C2001mputer and Aquarium Tank catalog items 4/21/24: added the Left Cat and Right Cat catalog items 4/28/24: added the Darkball, Ping Pong, Sonic Schoolhouse CD and Bag-It-Ball events, added the Bummer Face, Darkball, Banana Headpiece and Windows Vista Sounds catalog items and added Announcements to the menu, to highlight the new stuff in updates 5/5/24: added the Ice Skating ability! Hold space, and you'll zip across the screen! ...just make sure you don't get hit by anything! 5/31/24: added the Rainbow Run, Windows Vista, and Punchbox events! 9/23/24: Bsiab is back after a maintenance break! Sorry, everyone! 10/6/24: Happy birthday, original ORIGINAL version of Bsiab! As a celebration, I've started work on a new event, and new catalog items 11/3/24: (finally) added volume sliders! You can access them in the main menu, also compressed most of the music to be less than 5MB so now it should load better 11/16/24: added the Crushing Anvil event and the AOL Sounds catalog item 10/04/25: late happy 3rd birthday, Bsiab (NWE)! Added the new Party Hat and Frosted Hair catalog items for the occasion 1/3/26: reached the scratch notes & credits character limit woops