Tak: Hey I'm lesbian Zim: ... I thought you were irken- ** Red: Hey babe... happy one year. Purple: :D... I'm 27- ** Zim, in a meeting for some reason: My policy is if you see something, say something. GIR: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Zim, with the tone of someone who is used to GIR: Outstanding. Zim: This is what I’m talking about, people. ** Red: Hey, how much monies do you have? Purple: Ah, like... 69 cents. Red: Ah! You know what that means! Purple: ...(voice breaking) I-I don't have enough monies for chicken nuggets- ** Red: Welcome, fellow idiots. Purple: Hello, Red. Red: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot. Purple: You underestimate me. (maybe a bit OOC but whatever) ** Purple, pointing: May I sit there? Red: That's my lap Purple: That doesn't answer my question, Red. ** Zim: Treat aliens the way you want to be treated. Dib: Killed without hesitation. Zim: No. ** Dib: Where are you going? Zim: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there ** Zim: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine Zim: I became more evil if you’re curious Dib: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Zim: I’m going to get worse on purpose ** Zim: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Dib: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Zim: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you. ** Zim: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Dib: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. ** Zim, trying to ask Dib out: Would you like to stay for dinner? GIR: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER? ** Zim: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Dib: How am I supposed to know? Gaz: You say as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Dib: *sighs* Dib: You wouldn't be trapped. ** Zim: Gaz, can I talk to you for a second? Gaz: Yeah, what’s up? Let me guess. You and Dib are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Zim: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books. ** Zim: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Dib: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- GIR: smad :) ** Zim: What time is it? Dib: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Dib: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Gaz: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Dib: It’s 2 am ** Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Zim* Zim: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep-deprived, and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. ** Dib: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. Dib: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!' ** Dib: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Zim: Oh, I’m always running Zim: The question is from what ** Dib: Please, I'm begging you to go to a doctor. Zim: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it. ** Tak: Hey Gaz can I get a sip of your water? Gaz: It's not water. Tak: Vodka, I like your style! Gaz: It's vinegar. Tak: Wh-Wha- Gaz: It's vinegar, COWARD. ** (in Enter the Florpus) Zim, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Dib. Dib: How did you do that without turning around? Zim: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you. ** Zim: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Dib: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Zim: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God. ** Gaz, looking down at Zim and Dib sitting in a pool: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay- **
yeah I'm a rapr and a zadr shipper, how can u tell :0 well im not as instense on zadr as i am rapr but. yanno request some and I might put them in music courtesy of our favorite gay alien boy <3
