A: You need a hobby. B: I have a hobby. A: Being sad isn’t a hobby. ——— A: Do you ever get like, water hungry? B: Thirsty? A: Water hungry. ——— A: Why is B on that tree? C: They like to be tall. ——— A: Cats. We’re cats. We’re the cats. We train at night, we fight at night. We’re the cats. B: I’M THE GIANT CAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES! A: Let’s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into! C: *Walks off a cliff* ——— A: This was a horrible idea B: Calm down, don’t C out C: Did you just use my name as a verb? B: Yeah, it means to overthink something and exaggerate it’s negative qualities C: That is so mean! And outrageous! And completely unfai-! C: Oh no, I’m C-ing right now, aren’t I? ——— A: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM CHILD? B: Why? Did you forget? ——— A: Road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure hope it does. ——— A: I’m cold. B: Like my heart. A: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside. ——— A: I love this song! B: Ugh I hate this song. C: I know this song! ——— A: This couldn’t be a more obvious trap if there was a sign that said "Free Cookies!" B: Maybe, but I really like cookies. ——— A: Are you sure this is safe? B: I never said that. ——— A, letting B beat her at arm wrestling: Aww, darn it! You won! C, slamming D’s hand down at full force: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET D? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!? ——— A: Why don't you just tell your anxiety, "Hey there, anxiety, I'm not gonna let you rule me." B: BECAUSE MY ANXIETY DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING TITAN! ——— A: Are you getting enough sleep? B: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close. ——— A: No assault snowballs of any kind! We aren't savages. B: [already throwing a snowball] Speak for yourself. ——— A: Well, my second rule would be that no one can veto my rules! B: That’s called tyranny and is generally frowned upon. ——— A: B, you're so short. What can you even see down there? B: Your IQ. ——— A: I was thinking we would cheer really loud in the first song and then just scurry out. B: I can do that. ——— A: [buried under books] A little help? B: Again?! B: Just because the library lets you check out 50 books at once, doesn't mean you should. A: I regret nothing.
