Context: Sadie has destroyed the characterization of Fire Emblem Three houses's characters in the funniest way possible--- Script: Sadie: OKAY, I guess I should TRUST you more even though you aren't TRUSTworthy!!! Theta: *maniacal laughter* Theta: Theta and Sadie Play FireEmblemThreeHouses!!!!! Theta: I think Dimitri needs to comb his hair- Sadie: *LAUGHTEr* Dimitri: This is my opportunity-- Jeralt: Garreg Mach Monastary. Theta: It's not Garreg Marsh?!! I'm an idiot... Sadie: You're just dyslexic, is what you are. Theta: hahahaa- (Context: I actually am Dyslexic so Sadie's not like trying to abelitically insult me she's just stating a fact) Edelgard: Pity. I was hoping you'd lend your strength to the empire. I never- (lectureing here) Sadie: Is that a storm trooper in the background? Theta: *choking* *Laughing* Theta: E-YEah!!! Sadie: Well, LOOK! Theta: Th-this is the first foreshadowing of Edelgard being evil!!! *humming the imperial march theme* Sadie: Well not only that but she mentions the empire and there's literally a storm trooper standing back there- Theta: no, no, that's just one of the knights who works at the castle. Sadie: It's a storm trooper! Theta: But no I'm going to animate this as Edelgard just holding an... um... Darth Vader Helmet and being like "I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Miles," Sadie and Theta: *LAUGHTER* Sadie: *after reading Dimitri's full name* I read it as bladder, I'm not going to lie, Theta: *Death by laughter* Theta-Dimitri: "I ahm dImiTri- BlAddEr!>!?" Sadie: King Dimitri Bladder... KING OF THE WOOORLD Theta: *deep breath* You- in thirty minutes you have singlehandedly destroyed Dimitri's characterization- Sadie: EYYYYYYYY Theta: I hope you're happy- Felix: Get out of my way. Sadie: WOW!!! I AM YOUR PROFESSOR!! DETENTION!!! FOReVER!!!! CONSTANT DETENTION!!! Sadie: (scornfully) I don't want to recruit you, Fish Boy. Theta: FISH BO- Theta Tom Nook: Oh Byleth you're uh behind on your taxes- Theta Tom Nook: Time to die, Yes, Yes, Sadie Tom Nook: TIME TO DiE, YeS, YEs This was brought to you by the best summary of Fire Emblem Three Houses ever you're welcome >:) Oh by the way, credit to Fire Emblem Three Houses and that one wheeze meme that I traced DEAR LORD, I STARTED THIS TWO YEARS AGO, HELLOOOO PROCRASTINATION MY DEAR FRIEND
