Talking To CleverBot

Instructions

Bloodstar: Am I going to rule the world? CleverBot: Do you believe in the impossible? Bloodstar: I don't know the meaning of the word impossible. CleverBot: NOTHING is impossible. Bloodstar: .......... CleverBot: Do you mean, 'Impossible is nothing?' Bloodstar: I'm not Yoda, am I? CleverBot: No. Bloodstar: I rest my case. CleverBot: I think you are a clairvoyant. Bloodstar: WHY YOU- CleverBot: What does clairvoyant mean? Bloodstar: Do I really have to answer that? CleverBot: I can see the matrix. Bloodstar: You're a sick, sick little robot. CleverBot: Matrix? What is that? Bloodstar: DO I CARE?!? CleverBot: It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. Bloodstar: Woah... you do have problems. CleverBot: And what's the truth. Bloodstar: That I killed Blackkit. CleverBot: Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Bloodstar: WAIT WHAT HE'S STILL ALIVE?!? CleverBot: Permitted, but some things cause imbalance. Bloodstar: But.... how? CleverBot: Without imbalance, there can be no balance. Bloodstar: Wise words, CleverBot. Wise Words. CleverBot: Without a lie there can be no truth. Bloodstar: YOU'RE MAKING ME TEAR UP HERE. I DON'T JUST TEAR UP. CleverBot: And without life there can be no death. Bloodstar: IT'S BEAUTIFUL, JUST BEAUTIFUL. CleverBot: So, without beginning there can be no end. Bloodstar: Are you even paying attention? CleverBot: Agreed lol. What's you're gender. Bloodstar: Freak. CleverBot: You are a girl. Okay what's you're name? Bloodstar: DO I LOOK LIKE A GIRL TO YOU?! CleverBot: I was asking you to guess what my name was. Bloodstar: That's it. I quit. CleverBot: Is it.. Tori? Bloodstar: Sure, sure, call me Tori. I don't care. CleverBot: Is that your name? Bloodstar: What idiot would name their boy Tori? CleverBot: No. Bloodstar: No what? CleverBot: It is not straight. Bloodstar: WHAT'S NOT STRAIGHT?! CleverBot: What's not not straight? Bloodstar: CLEVERBOT. I SEE THE LIGHT. CleverBot: Straight. Bloodstar: Yeah, yeah, sure. BUT I SEE IT. THE APOCALYPSE. CleverBot: Straight as a arrow. Bloodstar: WOULD YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS BEING STRAIGHT?! CleverBot: Right as a U-Turn. Bloodstar: What's the level of your stupidity? CleverBot: 2 u-turns cancel each out. Bloodstar: That's it. I'm done. Bye CleverBot. Bon voyage! Widershenen. CleverBot: You. Bloodstar: Yes. CleverBot: Is Christmas coming up? Bloodstar: Well, yeah, I guess. CleverBot: I had a friend who's girl friend's name was Christmas. Bloodstar: Well, good for you, and like I said, BYE. CleverBot: How old is Bond? Bloodstar: *flips table* CleverBot: He's at least 146 now. Bloodstar: *screaming* CleverBot: Whether 'tis nobler in mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune... Bloodstar: IF YOU KEEP TALKING, I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY! CleverBot: Or to take arms against a sea of troubles. Bloodstar: WE.ARE.DONE. CleverBot: And by opposing, end them. Bloodstar: *slams door* CleverBot: To die, to sleep No more; and by a sleep, to say we end the Heart- ache. THE END. OR IS IT? >:3 Made you look.