Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, & he maded the skiez & da earths, but he no eated it. The earths wus witout shapez & wus dark & scary & stufs, & he rode invisible bike over teh waterz. & Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? & lite wuz. & Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stufs, & seperatered the lite form dark & stufs but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark & not tripz ovr nethin. First Epistle to the Corinthians Ceiling Cat sez, "Paul, you be Jesus bro, cuz i like datz." Hai to youz who iz in ur Corinth, likin ur Ceiling Cat, and to evri wonz else who sayz Jesus is da man. cheezburgrz for all of youz i alwayz thx Ceiling Cat for you. Ceiling Cat givz you all you needz. because you liek Jesus. u haz all teh cheezburgz u needz while u waitz for Jesus to come down from teh ceiling. Ceiling cat will givez you cheezeburgrz, so you no eated cookiez. Ceiling Cat never forgetz! O yeah An he sez "plz hang with mah boy Jesus kthnx" evribodi get along plz? bcz Chloe telled on u! u r OMG fightin!
