The Ultimate Excuse Maker is based on the book, which I have. Click on “Shuffle” to shuffle the excuses and the box which says “[Any other excuse]” to change the excuse. I hope you enjoy making excuses.
Thanks to the Ultimate Excuse Maker for giving me this idea and @LemurUK2010 who also gave me this idea. This was in my “Unshared” folder for ages, but I finally got round to releasing it… Enjoy