featuring Axis, Talia, Cod, Sonic and Tails
Axis: (slams the uno cards onto the table) F---! Nomad: AND THAT IS HOW-! Axis: (slaps Nomad in the face and leaves, constantly cursing) Natalie: he needs some milk (:D) (later) Talia: (is looking at a bin like she wants to jump on top of it) Vanessa: what is she doing? Nomad: she's beginning believe Talia: (jumps on top of the bin but the lid slides off causing her to fall) (later) Cod: (is hiding around a corner) Talia: (approaches said corner) Cod: BOO! Talia: EEEP! STAHP! I ALMOST DROPED MY CROISSANT!!! (later) Nomad: so Nessy, show us your meme Vanessa: "specific instructions: send your cutest delivery boy" (shows him this meme but it has a photo of a cacodemon from the classic doom wearing a domino's pizza hat) Joe: (XD) (later, on the Egg R.P,) Talia: Nomad, we are NOWHERE near my workshop Nomad: my eyes are bloodshot, Talia! Lawrence (offset): have you been playing Crysis last night by any chance? Nomad: no (later, 5 miles past the M.25) Slick: (is laughing like a maniac) Nomad: please Slick, not whilst I'm driving...you already gave me a F---ING HEADACHE! (later) Titan: you sure you can eat all that? (points at a large cake slice on Nomad's plate) Nomad: watch me (later) Titan: (is driving the car) you regret the cake now? Nomad: (in the passenger seat. he looks like he swallowed a basketball) (*unwell fox noise*) (later) Nomad: (groans in acting pain) Slick...this is ECHO LEAD...do you copy? Slick: solid copy... Nomad: where the f--- did you go? Slick: I'm not really sure. think I locked myself in some kind of store...I've got a bag of pretzels though (opens said bag and starts munching on pretzels) they are really f---ing good Nomad: why are you eating pretzels? is your life not in danger? Slick: nah...I'm vibing...oh, you've got to listen to this song though (starts singing a song) Nomad: f---ing heck... (later) Slick: so, here's a hypothetical...would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games...or...games, unlimited games and no more game? Nomad: wha-? hold on...did you get roboticized in the time we were separated? cause there is no way that a real person is asking me this question Slick: it's a simple question, really (later) Sonic: eh, Shadow? down for some karaoke? Shadow: (has a migraine) nah, not really... Sonic: (starts singing "Immortals" by Fall Out Boy(?)) Shadow: oh god... Sonic: (keeps singing) Shadow: I hate you with all my heart... Sonic: (is still singing) Shadow: SHUT THE F--- UP! (later) Talia: (wakes up in an unknown area...her "night vision" wasn't working) god damit...dad, can you give me a sit-rep? Nomad (radio): hmmm...tracker says you're in Ohio...is that supposed to be some kind of joke? (later) Nomad: (shows up out of nowhere) Sonic: oh my god, it's Jason Bourn (later) Sonic: ? sorry I fell asleep whilst I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich Eggman: go back to sleep. and starve (later) Nomad: (is listening to Sonic and Tails on the radio) Sonic: if you wanted to try and spell one word, what will it be? Tails: iridocyclitis Nomad: (XD) Tails: I..R.. (later) Nomad: hey Nessy, can I ask you something? Vanessa: sure Nomad: (points at Nessy's boots) WHAT ARE THOOOOSE!? (later) Natalie: (is asleep) Talia: (pours a bottle of water over her face) Natalie: ? hello? (later) Nomad: (crashes through the roof and flops to the floor) Caylus: ? hey Nomad Nomad: hey Caylus (later, with Pirates of the Caribbean music in the background) OPFOR L.T.: that's gotta be the greatest pirate I have ever seen... O.L.: so it would seem... (Pirates of the Caribbean intensifies) Talia: (flies her makeshift space craft into space) (later) Nomad: it is Wednesday my dudes... Talia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (later) Sonic: the indigenous species of Canada can be real dangerous so it's important to take all necercary precautions when approaching (takes out an air horn and blares it at a duck (or something)) get f---ed! [TO BE CONTINUED...]
