Welcome to our little show, I'm sure you are a fan I'm glad you stumbled into this enchanted puppet land Pick your body, I mean buddy and join our little band They really need a master so lend a helping hand It's our life to perform entertainment for the shows Putting on performances is the only life we know I guess you'll make do even with your tattered clothes Now sleep my good sir for the puppet you have chose Here in the void you truly are alone There's nothing you can do to escape this zone Keep your eyes on me while we attach your clone Ignore those distractions please I don't condone Get away from that and come back over here I'm warning you, if you get closer you will disappear Come back now you are supposed to play your role How dare you disobey me I will steal your soul Scared, I am scared that this might be my last test Hoping that the host I have won't die like all the rest Say your rhymes, stay in time, join the show and know your lines Be a good puppet get your host and you'll be fine I want to see the human world, I want to be the best Destined to be with a host that knows all of these tests Work with me, I'll work with you and together we'll survive You and I, we'll win this because puppets never die Scout scout scout, you never beat my tests So what gives you the courage to beat them, I'm impressed I have another challenge for you but you won't make it Let's see how far you get before you have to quit One step, two step, three step, four Test after test to see if you're more Of a Muppet or a puppet 'cause you create so much ruckus The link between your host could use some final touches Try my final test, it's a really fun one If you fail it, well you better start to run It's impossible now so you'll never get it ha How did you do it? You were supposed to dah You will never be one of us so don't get good ideas Or I will run you down, time for a pop quiz Can you make it out alive to join us in our show Well first you have to run from my hungry pet rosco Scared, I am scared that this might be my last test Hoping that the host I have won't die like all the rest Say your rhymes, stay in time, join the show and know your lines Be a good puppet, get your host and you'll be fine I want to see the human world I want to be the best Destined to be with a host that knows all of these tests Work with me I'll work with you together we'll survive You and I, we'll win this because puppets never die Come have tea with us, there's something we should discuss We know you've been up to no good and breaking our trust (Yes you have) Why'd you cheat the test and not give it a rest Are you here to torment us and make us all stressed We'll give you a chance, we will hunt and you will dance (Yes yes yes) If you survive, you will live so why not take a chance Run now and you'll see you are home eternally You will stay forever more with our whole family Scared, I am scared that this might be my last test Hoping that the host I have won't die like all the rest Say your rhymes, stay in time, join the show and know your lines Be a good puppet, get your host and you'll be fine I want to see the human world, I want to be the best Destined to be with a host that knows all of these tests Work with me, I'll work with you and together we'll survive You and I, we'll win this because puppets never die Scared, I am scared that this might be my last test Hoping that the host I have won't die like all the rest Say your rhymes, stay in time, join the show and know your lines Be a good puppet, get your host and you'll be fine I want to see the human world, I want to be the best Destined to be with a host that knows all of these tests Work with me, I'll work with you and together we'll survive You and I, we'll win this because puppets never die
