*deeeeeeeeep breathhhhhhh* ok so our tuition headmaster brought us to a farm as a treat because it was vacation, then we saw this goat, but the thing is I had went to the farm before, and the goat was usually kept inside a cage and this time it was outside. I thought nothing of it, and we went to see the ducks. Then, I saw the goat eating something. I went towards the goat, thinking: "aw what a nice goat :D" The goat didn't do anything, but when...uh... lets give this guy a name how about bob- ok so bob was running and jumping beside the goat, and the goat kinda got startled or smth idk but the thing is, IT JUMPED AND TWISTED IN THE AIR LIKE CRAZY, AND THEN CHARGED STRAIGHT TOWARDS HIM- I was just standing there in shock, then suddenly THE GOAT STARTED CHARGING TOWARDS MY BEST FRIEND AS WELL!! There was a trampoline in the farm, so she hid herself inside the trampoline and closed the zip. You know what? THE GOAT USED ITS HORNS AND FREAKING OPENED THE ZIP AND STUCK ITS HEAD INSIDE JKDGKJSGFKJG- My friend was freaking out and bonked it on the head, but then THAT diverted the goat's attention....TOWARDS ME!!!! I RAN FOR MY LIFE WHILE SCREAMING LIKE CRAZY, AND BASICALLY DID ABOUT 50 SOMERSAULTS IN THE AIR WITH MY LEGS- and then it went on chasing someone else, and then another person, and another... The headmaster was yelling at us to stop screaming and running, but how are you supposed to do that when a bonkers goat is currently trying to murder all your friends- anyways i'm terrified of goats now ps: this person, we'll call her Mia couldn't stand the smell of the goat and threw up in the soil-
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