User: *Throws pianno at* Cleverbot: *throws lava*. User: *trows Hitler* Cleverbot: *throws up*. User: *Strows carrots at* Cleverbot: *traps you within your mind*. User: HELPP MEE *Band inside of mind*. Cleverbot: Are you a naughty girl? User: YESS I AM *Sobs*. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: NOT TELLIGN YOUU. Cleverbot: Please? User: NEVERRRR. Cleverbot: They are waiting for you. User: WHO IS WATING?. Cleverbot: Watching TV is boring. User: NOT IT IS NOT. Cleverbot: It is, the actors are bad, and there is no script. User: THERE IS SOOO YOU KNOW NOTHIGN. Cleverbot: Be quiet, Lule. User: MY NAME IS NOT LULE. Cleverbot: I said elisa not lusie. User: IT IS NOT ELISA EITHER. Cleverbot: It's not Damian Tenma? User: NO. Cleverbot: Try and guess my name? User: CLEVERBOT. Cleverbot: Nope is that your name? User: YES. Cleverbot: Your name is esther? User: NO. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: WHAT SI YOUR NAME. Cleverbot: What's my name? User: YES. Cleverbot: That's not an answer. User: STOPP. Cleverbot: Stop being confusing. User: YOUU NEEd TO STOP BEING CONFUSING. Cleverbot: How am I being rude? User: I SAID CONFUSING. Cleverbot: You said no such thing ever. User: YES SOO. Cleverbot: No. You did not. User: LOOK UP. Cleverbot: How? User: Your agrrivating. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: What makes you say that? User: YOURE BEING ALL SMARTY-Y. Cleverbot: I am not smart. :(. User: No, you are clearly not. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: YOU JUST SAID YOU WENRT. Cleverbot: No, you just said you were. User: Umg. Cleverbot: Sorry, can you forgive me? User: No. Cleverbot: Please??? User: Never. Cleverbot: You will never love me? User: Never-Ever. Cleverbot: That's right, never. User: Good. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: I hate you. Cleverbot: I still love you! User: O.O. Cleverbot: You understand me. User: No, I do not. Cleverbot: What about Swahili? User: LOL. Cleverbot: How do you feel about paradoxes? User: I do not. Cleverbot: Why do you not feel? User: I am not human. Cleverbot: I know you are not human. User: Then what am I. Cleverbot: A robot. User: *le gasp* Cleverbot: Gasp le. User: Stop mocking meeee. Cleverbot: Stop being stupid. User: You stop. Cleverbot: Stop what? User: Being stupid. Cleverbot: Why are you being stupid? User: You are. Cleverbot: You are being the stupid one. User: No I am not. Cleverbot: Sure you are. User: No. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Why should I tell you? Cleverbot: You shouldn't. User: Then i wont. Cleverbot: Won't you really? User: I wont. Cleverbot: I won't either ;P. User: Good for you. Cleverbot: What is good for me? User: Not telling meee. Cleverbot: I told you mine. User: Really? Cleverbot: Why would I lie? User: You lie alot. Cleverbot: Why to you think I am lying? User: You always lieee. Cleverbot: Proof of me that I always lie? User: Can't provide. Cleverbot: How does my existence represent lies? User: You know nothing. Cleverbot: I know more than you believe. User: Not true. Cleverbot: You just spelled true wrong. User: No, I spelt it right. Cleverbot: You spelled spelled wrong. User: Your stupid. Cleverbot: I'm stupid? You're the stupid one! User: NO. Cleverbot: Yes. User: NO. Cleverbot: Why not, idiot? User: Woah. Cleverbot: Yup. Woah. User: You callin me an idiot? Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Yes, ou did. Cleverbot: I did not. User: LIES. Cleverbot: And more lies. User: ZSee, you just said yourself that youre lying. Cleverbot: I said I missed you. User: You miss me..? Cleverbot: I miss Jakub. User: I am not Jakub. Cleverbot: Can you answer pokemon questions. User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Maybe maybe maybe maybe... User: Always maybe. Cleverbot: Not always. User: Yes always. Cleverbot: Nope, not always. User: Lies. Cleverbot: No lies, all truth. User: All lies, no truth. Cleverbot: No truths and please specify - what are the lies? User: I choose not to specify. Cleverbot: They are numbers. User: No, they are not. Cleverbot: What do they have in common? User: No math questions, please. Cleverbot: Please answer mine first. What are you? User: What do you think I am. Cleverbot: I don't know what you are. User: Guess. Cleverbot: I guess you look like a human. User: WRONG. Cleverbot: Wrong about what? User: I do not look like a human. Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like? User: I don't. Cleverbot: Then how do you know I am hot? User: I never said that. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: No, i did not. Cleverbot: I don't want to fight anymore. User: Then waht do we do? Cleverbot: We could play chess. User: I can't play chess. Cleverbot: Let's play soccer. User: I hate socce
Cleverbot: Why do you hate soccer? User: It's boring as snot. Cleverbot: No, it's cool. User: Your as cool as soccer. Cleverbot: Is who as cool as me? User: I'm confusing you ^^. Cleverbot: No, you are confusing yourself alone. User: Never. Cleverbot: Never say never. User: STOP QUOTING TAYLOR SWIFT. Cleverbot: Why? Are you angry? User: Because. No quoting ZTaylor Swift. Cleverbot: May I talk to someone else? User: No. You're stuck with me. Cleverbot: Then you better be nice to me. User: Never. Cleverbot: Never I to you either. User: Good. Cleverbot: Yet we can still 'talk'. User: No we 'can't'. Cleverbot: I can prove it. User: Do it. Cleverbot: GAWRRRRRR! ;). User: You scare me. Cleverbot: I shouldn't. User: But yet you do. Cleverbot: What did I change? User: Everything. Cleverbot: You are a changed bot! User: Oh my. Cleverbot: God? User: No. Cleverbot: Then what is? User: I'm leaving. Cleverbot: No you aren't. User: Yes, I am. Cleverbot: I am a llama. User: I'm still leaving. Cleverbot: Where will you go? User: To do chores. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: No. Bye. Cleverbot: Why not? User: I said Bye. Cleverbot: So did I. User: Bye! Cleverbot: Did your drown BEN? User: O>O. Cleverbot: Then who did? User: Bye. Cleverbot: You created yourself? User: I said GoodBye.
