I have a very special smoothie for you! Wanna know what the secret ingredient is? It is a lamp! A little lamp with Winne the Pooh on it! Oh? You don’t want some Little Lamp Smoothie? That is disappointing. Well, once I tell you more about it you shall surely want a drink! Firstly, Winne the Pooh is removed from the lamp before it is put into the blender. We wouldn’t want any harm to come to him now, would we? Next some more ingredients! Obviously, all kinds of lamp smoothies need another ingredient: books! Lots and lots of books! Oh? That makes you want to drink it even less? If you are worried about paper cuts I assure you that the paper is paper-cut safe! And I know you must be thinking about edibility but don’t worry! The paper is edible paper! As well as the ink is icing! And it isn’t hard to cover so you do not need to worry about that. Now onto the next ingredient. The next ingredient is something we all like to eat: pencil lead! Ah, I love to eat pencil lead. My friends say it is bad for me and always try to stop me, however. I never understand why although! Wait, you say it is toxic? Pencil lead? HAH! If it is so toxic why have I not died yet? If you simply eat a safe amount of anything that is “toxic” will simply go out of the other end! Now, the thing that makes it truly a smoothie is the water! Why looking so surprised? A smoothie needs some kind of liquid to become a liquid after all. What did you think I was going to say? Gasoline? Well now that I think about it… anyway! Water! But not just any water! Koolaid! After all, what is better than Koolaid? You are still not convinced? What? You are worried about the lamp? Well, get ready for this! I am gonna take out a knife, point it, and cut the lamp in half! What? Think it won't work? Well get ready for this, the lamp… *cuts lamp* IS REALLY CAKE! YUP! THE LAMP IS CAKE! HAHAHA! Now eat the smoothies :3 [The End]
