Credits to: Sosthetic Reasons To Join- Those who join will be given money, icecream, donuts, a life of luxury just for praying to Shrek. They will live in castles, eat caviar. No more doing homework, chores, no more parents, siblings, bullying. Everyone will respect you and do your bidding. All your enemies will become your personal slaves. You will be a part of a world wide empire When Shrek takes over, he will spare those who worship and enslave those who do not. The enslaved will be forced to eat onions and pray for their sins to be forgiven. They will become your servents and be straved, surviving in cages. Our day will come, fellow worshippers! Join, join today!
