Angel:has anyone seen my true steel sweater? Literally everyone:no! Mom:it's in the garage second shelf to the right in the middle 5 ft away from the garage door 50 ft away from the neighbor's house 500 ft away from the school and 900 billion 254,947 ft away from the Sun. Me:how does she know these things. Mom:I've been a mother for 40 years I've took a care of 150 kids and right now I have 20 kids so stop complaining I know everything. Angel:mom you're right my sweater was there. Mom:told you so. Me:(leaves)
Me:has anyone seen my Nerf gun? Angel:no. Me:has anyone seen my paintball gun? Lewis:no Me:I found by Nerf gun and paintball gun they were in the kitchen and we were in the living room you guys better run!