Hamilton: enters heaven Woah! Hamilton: Well that interesting. Lafayette: Well, well, well. Lafayette: If it isn't Mr. Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton: Oh dear- Lafayette: I WENT ALL THE WAY TO FRANCE, BROUGHT YOU SUPPLIES, AND YOU DON'T EVEN BAIL ME OUT WHEN I WAS IN JAIL Peggy: Yassss, go off, boo Laurens: Ok, shut up, Peggy. You literally went down as Maria just to get in bed with him. Peggy: Listen, honey, if you wanted to get in bed with him so badly, you should have gone down yourself Laurens: I did! Mulligan: Yeah, as his son. Who's gonna bang their own son? Laurens: How did he not know it was me? Laurens: I literally called him daddy for 11 years! Hamilton: Um, what'd I miss? Washington: No, don't make him start- Jefferson: *Kicks down the door with Madison walking behind him* WHAT'D I MISS? Hamilton: How did Madison put up with this? (burr enters) Burr: Hi Hamilton: Hi Burr, sorry but not sorry Burr: okay everybody: what? Laurens : wait what are you talking about Burr: let me explain ( explains the whole thing leading up to the duel for 1 hour ) everybody: . . . Laurens: so Burr ran for president Lafayette: then you dissed Burr Mulligan : then you got your ribs shattered and Died. Laurens,Lafayette and Mulligan: okay ( Eliza and Angelica enters ) Eliza and Angelica: Hi What'd we miss? everybody: NOOOOO! Jefferson: WHAT'D I MISS! Hamilton: ( p!ssed ) ( Maria enters ) Maria: Hi Angelica: want some revenge? Eliza: what do you think? Maria: hehe sorry? pls? ( beats her up ) Maria: HELP!!!!! OOW AAAA! ( they slowly step back ) Eliza: so anyway- what. ( they are all on the other side and Eliza approaches Hamilton ) Hamilton: Sorry?! ( kisses Hamilton ) everybody: AW Maria: AW ( Angelica Knocks her in the head ) Maria : OW! U^U
