"Hello, welcome to WACKYWARE! This is a gameshow ran by me, Phillip and my cohost, Acky. Wackyware is a game where you play an assortment of minigames, tasked with beating them in their own, unique ways! Completing a game correctly gives you 1 point, but losing the minigame takes away one of your 4 lives. Once you run out of your 4 lives, the game is over, and all your points are tallied up to give you your FINAL SCORE! You can see your local, highest score in the RANK Menu, as well as the Wackast, a leaderboard detailing all of the highest scores by our contestants prior to you. TL;DR, just do as best as you can in the game, and have fun! (Or else) From, Phillip"
