I got an insane posse we ain't clowns though I ain't a juggalo, but I always ******* juggle **** And maybe it's in my nature but I never wanna date her But she's like a shot of vodka 'cause I always gotta chase her What's the ******* problem with the one night stand? I'm never gonna settle down you need to understand And let me keep it simple I'm officially stable And I won't miss you here's a tissue I got issues believe me And I always see my mommy in every woman I meet But I hate my ******* ************ it's weak So please believe me I'm a needy insecure ******* freak And it ain't as easy or as dreamy you thought it would be Took her out dinner (yeah), went and tried to kiss her (okay) Open up my eyes the ******* ***** was checking twitter (what?) Ladies, I ain't trying to be rude, but I'll never date a ***** who instagrams her ******* food Oh, I lost my ******* mind It happens all the time 'Cause I can't stand myself I'm an ***hole baby Oh, I'm fashionably late I'm the one you love to hate 'Cause I can't stand myself 'Cause I'm an ***hole baby I'm an ***hole I'm an ***hole I'm an ***hole (I'm an ***hole baby) I'm an ***hole I'm an ***hole I'm an ***hole I'm an ***hole baby Check up in the scene in mid-2006 I was automatically labeled as a God damn prick I go to prison and get out and I'm back at it (hi guys) I ain't afraid to go back better watch that lip But the music nowadays always sound the same But it's pretty ******* lame with you ******* lames claim To be real music and you got to feel stupid To be still choosing to abuse the privilege and you still use it Lately all you bands do the same damn **** Same break down snare kicking lame *** riff And everybody still ******* the same lame damn ***** That comes to every show, showing her fake *** **** But not me, I'm on a whole other planet And I'll be damned if I sit back and let this ******* ****happen I'm an assassin, with that music and fashion When I cash out no backtracks I stack racks I cashed in Oh, I lost my ******* mind It happens all the time 'Cause I can't stand myself I'm an ***hole baby Oh, I'm fashionably late I'm the one you love to hate 'Cause I can't stand myself 'Cause I'm an ***hole baby Alright, everybody on the ******* ground right now, Andy, here (alright) You all are going to ******* die **** you, **** your tweets, **** everything about you Social media my ******* *** [Repeated gun shots and screaming] HAHAHAHA! I'm an ***hole baby Last but not least I want to thank my fans The best damn fanbase a band could have And to show appreciation for how grateful I am Here's a mic stand (sure up) take it home to your dad I got arrested for a crime that I didn't commit And I never beat my girlfriend, she's a God damn ***** man The truth is that she was pissed, I broke it off So what she did was calculate a plan to hurt me any chance she could get (damn) **** it, her plot didn't work the jig is up and everybody knows this berserk All you tough guys, and wise guys, gangsters on that Wi-Fi Your ***** in real life and in real life I will fight Just because I rock theme skinny jeans and a belt don't mean **** ************ I'll knock your *** out for real 'Cause I'm pissed off, I'll piss on anybody 'Cause I spit raw, I split jaws I'm hip hop I'll Nicholas cage your face off Oh, I lost my ******* mind It happens all the time 'Cause I can't stand myself I'm an ***hole baby Oh, I'm fashionably late I'm the one you love to hate 'Cause I can't stand myself 'Cause I'm an ***hole baby Oh, I lost my ******* mind It happens all the time 'Cause I can't stand myself I'm an ***hole baby Oh, I'm fashionably late I'm the one you love to hate 'Cause I can't stand myself 'Cause I'm an ***hole baby I'm an ***hole I'm an ***hole I'm an ***hole (I'm an ***hole baby) I'm an ***hole I'm an ***hole I'm an ***hole I'm an ***hole baby Welcome to the ******* mixtape 2014 and beyond Me, Ronnie Radke and a whole bunch of other crazy ************* (Andy Biersack) You don't like it go **** yourself (hahahahaha) Now, kids, it's just a ******* joke Relax
