Lyrics: [Intro] Sup fellas? Dude Perfect Yas Yas Haha Haha Why are you talking like that? Recording a lit video, bro A song about Pet Peeves, brah That’s interesting because my #1 pet peeve is people overusing "Bro" and "Brah" I hear you, bro, but Pet Peeves are makin' my life a grind, brah You’re actually grindin on my nerves, like right now [Verse 1: Tyler Toney & Cory Cotton] Man, listen, I’mma break it down with precision The mission is to expose pet peeve conditions I’ll list 'em, like couples who over-say "bae" Or peoplе goin around saying "that’s cray-cray" And I gotta be honest, I was really hopin' You could stop еating with your mouth wide open And try Scopin, please back up off me Breath smellin' like burnt dog poop and coffee And stop these, baby-naming catastrophes Like "Ransom," "Melanomia" and "ABCDE" And I’m sick of passin these dogs that bark a lot Why are you leaving grocery carts in the parkin lot? And whether it’s dark or not, why oh why oh why oh why Are you ta kin two parkin spots? [Pre-Chorus: Coby Cotton] 'Cause you’re drivin' me nuts, like missin' one foot puts I think I’m hatin' your guts, it’s simply too much [Chorus] Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life a grind Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life, my life, my life, oh Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life a grind Pet Peeves are on my mind A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind, oh [Post-Chorus: Tyler Toney] It happens every day, why must it be this way? Another couple throwin' down excessive PDA And what am I supposed to do? It always lights my fuse When I squeeze mustard, but all I get is mustard juice [Interlude 1: Cody Jones & Garrett Hilbert] You know what really grinds my gears is when someone's watching a movie and the other guy's like not paying attention and then he asks like a million questions Dude, you do that Wait, what? No, I don't Yes, you do Bro [Verse 2: Garrett Hilbert, Tyler Toney, Cody Jones, & (Cotton)] Dude Perfect, listen up, it will be worth it I can’t stand it when pet peeves surface Like opening a cereal bag and it explodes Or no toilet paper over by the commode Or someone breaking the code, of eatin' food off my plate They didn’t order no fries, but all of mine they ate I can’t stand human zombies in a trance with their phone I can’t stand human beings wearing too much cologne I can’t stand close talkers, people all in my face Or people talkin' in a movie, this is such a disgrace Or people walking round town loud talkin' their phone I wanna get up in their face and say I do not condone I hate sign stealin cheaters (One-up story tellers) Constant interrupters, BO body smellers [Pre-Chorus: Tyler Toney] 'Cause you’re driving me nuts, like missin' one foot puts I think I’m hatin' your guts, it’s simply too much [Chorus] Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life a grind Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life, my life, my life, oh Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life a grind Pet Peeves are on my mind A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind, oh [Post-Chorus 2: Tyler Toney] It happens every day, I can’t believe when I see Someone refuse to cover their mouth when they have to sneeze And what am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to breathe? When someone says "supposably" instead of "supposedly" [Interlude 2: Cody Jones & Garrett Hilbert] Oh, and another one of my pet peeves is when you go to a restaurant and the waiter like insists on not writing the order down like he's from Harvard and trying to showboat and then he gets the whole thing wrong Yeah, totally [Chorus] Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life a grind Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life, my life, my life, oh Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life a grind Pet Peeves are on my mind A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind, oh [Outro] Just thought of my biggest pet peeve People that think they can sing but they can't Oh, dude, how bad is that? So true Oh, they're oblivious They don't know how bad they are They have no idea It's like plan B, I can't do this, I guess I'll be a singer on YouTube hahahahahaha
