Same as the last one. Context here, out of context in the notes and credits. Sorry if there’s any repeats lol- Also yeah I’ve basically left scratch, I check it fairly regularly for the time being but I don’t post much new stuff. Maybe I will occasionally, like an art dump or smth idk. I’m super grateful for scratch but I just don’t really use it anymore. <3 (EDIT: I MIGHT MOVE ACCS. IDK THO LOL) Some kid: *chokes on food* Teacher: I know how to do the heimlich but pls don’t make me :) Student 1: Some are? Student 2: Seminar? Student 3: The only thing that sounds like that is spaghetti Me: how is it only 10am Student 1: What's inside a cell? Student 2: Spinal fluid. Teacher: What's a part of the brain? Student 1: Cell membrane? Teacher: Cerebrum? Good! Student 1: Uhh... SuRe!!1! Student 2: He said cell membrane wth Student 1: I’m sweating :( Student 2: we all are student 1: babies are delicious student 2: yes! student 1: especially with salt student 2: yeah im the one who told u that student 1: have u tried the sweet ones theyre so good but the sour ones are better. they taste like sour gummies student 3: SOUR PATCH BABIES Me: are u a homosexual homo sapien My friend: yes I am a homosexual homo sapien
“Here comes… Santa on a motorcycle with a giant teddy bear???” - my dad, driving out of a target parking lot on a Sunday in early december "My brain doesn't working right now." - me, after a long day, about to have to listen to like 20 people scream at the top of their lungs in a small room at the World Cup "That is incredibly thick." - one of my friends "You can never have too many balls." - one of my friends during science class, working on his science fair project "Tissues- eating- don't eat after touching a sick person??" - some kid trying to remember how not to get sick “Logic is out the window right now. But when is logic ever in the window? - me “I’ve been staring at this pole for 1400 seconds. So about 15 minutes to go” - one of my friends “Oh nooo, I got makeup all over my AirPods!!” - one of my friends “Why do u have a xylophone with ur name on it??” - me to one of my friends "i have only 2 arms so pls be patient with me" - my spanish teacher "spoonish, the language of spoons" - me "wheres my pancake?" - my bf "someone just kidnapped a child and we're ok with it :)" - me "i can drink straight pickle jooce but i cant take sour patch kids" - one of my friends “Do we have knives? yes we do!!” - my science teacher (I’m a lil scared now lol) “Oh nooo, I’m the Pixar lamp!!” - me (old skits are badddd)
