This isn't that great, but i will tell the story in the description. Once upon a time, the emus ate many, many Australian farmers crops. They wanted the government to do something about it, but instead of going to the minister of agriculture, they went to the military. the military sent out a small unit of solders with two machine guns to destroy the emus. the emus scattered whenever the Australian military fired on them, and only lost about 1000 birds. the army wasted 10000 rounds of ammunition, and the war was officially considered a victory for the emus.
