muahaha me is gona be babisitter (Muahahaha! I'm going to be a babysitter) Hi, I'm Kai. I'm going to be a certified babysitter for (joke-abusing your kids! I will throw your kid in a trash bin and slam the trash bin with your child in it multiple times. i won't stop until I have to bring your kid to the ICU.) I won't babysit non-potty trained children, and kids older than my age. (11 at the moment) In the next few months I'l be certified but only gonna babysit kids ik.