If anyone gets the movie reference in the second bit, I will be very impressed
Nomad: I'm tired of these darn robots in this base! Y'all are gonna make me lose my mind! WHERE ARE THE F---ING POTS!? (5 seconds later) Nomad: (is bashing two baking trays together) I AIN'T GOT NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL! YOU'RE NOT GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF MEE!!! Me: FOR F--- SAKE NOMAD IT'S MIDNIGHT!!! LET ME GET SOME F---ING SLEEP!!! (later) Slick: (is vibing with the music on loud) Nomad: (grabs Slick's phone and turns it off) Slick: hey, I was listening to that! Nomad: it's 4 in the F---ING MORNING! Slick: it's Saturday! Nomad: no it's not, it's f---ing Sunday. And I've got to go to work in the next four f---ing hours cause everyone IN THE F---ING TEAM IS F---ING ILL! NOW CAN YOU SEE WHY I'M SO F---ING ANGRY!? Slick:.... (Later) Nomad & Leo: you better watch out, ya better watch out, YA BETTER WATCH OUT YA BETTER WATCH OUT!! (later) Talia: (is in her monster form) I hate you, how does it make you feel? Nomad: (starts crying) (Later) Talia: storytime! In every group of friends, there's the dumb one Nomad, Titan and Leo: (points at Slick) Slick: really? (Later) Me: Talis, that drawing was so good Talis: (starts trying to point out everything that's "wrong" with it) Nomad: oh my god why can't you just accept the complement- AAAAAAHHHH! (later) Nomad: and here is our wonderful English class Talia: (is beating Claw's head against the chalkboard) FRY LIGHT ISN'T LITERATURE!! (later) Baby Talia: (has written her name in the sand) Nomad: happy birthday Talia! Baby Talia: I can't swim (Later) Talia: what, you're not coming to my tea party? Natalie, I MADE BISCUITS! (later) Talia: (takes a cup to the soda machine and puts some of each soda in said cup. She takes a sip and looks at Nomad for a quick second) Nomad: (is baffled) Talia: f--- you (Later) Talia: I put a banana peel on the ground and I'm going to see if it's slippery like it is in the cartoons (slips on said banana peel) (Later) Vanessa: (blows a vape cloud onto the table just to see what happens) Joe: (blows the cloud away) Vanessa: (looks at him) Joe (Later) TV: WHO'S THAT POKÉMON!? Nomad: IT'S PIKACHU! TV: IT'S CLEFAIRY! Nomad: F---! (Later) Nomad (over the radio): I need your help Slick: just a sec, I'm buying clothes Nomad: okay hurry up Slick: I can't find them. There's only soup Nomad: what do you mean there's only soup? Slick: there's only soup Nomad: why? Slick: I think I'm in the soup isle Nomad: then get out of the soup isle Slick: (does so) there's more soup! Nomad: what do you mean there's more soup? Slick: there's just more soup! Nomad: where are you!? Slick: I'm at "Soup" Nomad: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!? Slick: F--- YOU! (Later) Nomad: Talia, we're gonna be late! Talia: chill, I don't know why you're in a big time rush (:D) (Later) Me: and release all the sounds that are trapped in your mind... Talis: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Me: Talis? Are you okay? Talis: I'm a little messed up Nomad (offset): sounds like an understatement if you ask me (Later) Me: (is lip syncing to Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" because I'm hyper) Nomad: (is firing a B.B. gun in time with the music) (Later) Nomad: (is on his police bike watching an OPFOR rifleman loot a car) ooh he's stealing...ooh he's stealing! OPFOR rifleman: (runs) Nomad: HEY! (follows turning on his sirens) (Later) Shopkeeper: that'll be 50 cents Talia: (thinks: "50 cents? I thought this was a dollar store. Something fishy is going on here") (Later) Me: look at this math...every time it gives me a headache... (Later) L.O.: Nomad won't save you now Talia! Talia: oh no! Chance: oh no! Nomad: (dropkicks L.O. through a window) OH YEAH!! (later) O.L.: I'm so gonna kill that fox Nomad: (appears out of nowhere) I heard that you were talking s--- and you didn't think that I would hear it! (Later) Nomad: (is driving the car) hey Talia the tracker's going crazy Talia: L.O. might be close! Nomad: hold on... Nomad & Talia: (looks into the backseat) L.O. and Claw: (is playing the Tomas the tank engine theme really loudly) Nomad & Talia: (screams) [TO BE CONTINUED....]
