Nomad: (is driving his car when he stops suddenly) oh for f-, mum you have to get out Maria: why? Nomad: (points at a nearby sign) there's a weight limit! Maria: DO I F---ING LOOK 4 TON TO YOU, YOU D---HEAD!? Nomad: (XD) (later) Talia: (grabs a box full of lemons labelled "life" and pours some of the lemons in the bowl) well, when life gives you lemons! (Later) Koda: hey Talia, you want this? (Passes her an empty can of pepsi) Talia: this b---- empty! YEET! (yeets the can) (Later) Nomad: YEET! (yeets a NERF whistler in the air) L.O.: (sees how far it goes...but it seems to be landing near L.O.) oh dam...(the whistler hits him in the head) OW! (Later) L.O.: (wakes up, tied to a chair. He looks at someone who's sitting in the dark) Nomad? Nomad: B----, YOU GUESSED IT! HOO! you was right (later) Nomad: (is sitting in a toilet stall, holding a water gun) ???: (Someone enters the stall next to his) Nomad: (>:D) (shoots the water gun beneath the person's feet) ???: ? (Slips and falls over) OW! (later) Me: if someone's mad with you just turn your head like this, (turns his head and looks at the camera from the corner of his eyes) and say "shut. the f--- up" (later) Lazer: what are you doing by the way? Nomad: claymores, they're mines. I brought them from the base. ring our campsite with claymores then any robot that comes- BOOM! (later that night, a sudden explosion goes off) Lazer: !? what was that!? Nomad: (T-T) well that was the sound of me saving your life (later) Nomad: (:D) WHAT. IS GOING ON HERE!? Talia: BECKFAST! (later) Shadow: I do like working here, we all have a lot of laughs. including myself sometimes (five seconds later) Shadow: f--- off Rouge, I'm not going to your f---ing baby shower! Nomad: (XD) (later) Nomad: so I'm standing there...barbeque sauce on my fur... Amaya: (dies of laughter) (later) Nomad: (is sleeping) Amaya: (is humming the reveille) Talia: WAKE THE F--- UP!!!! Nomad: !!?? Amaya: (XD) (later) Nomad & L.O.: (fighting) Talia: can I get a waffle? can I please get a waffle? (later) Natalie: uh, Nomad? I might be stuck in the bathroom younger Nomad: I don't care! Natalie: (tries to open the door but the handle came off) (:/) (Later) Natalie: (sticks a bit of tape to her nose, which now looks flat) wow, I'm Squidward! (XD) (later) L.O.: (slowly slides down a staircase) you're all going down (>:D) (Later, during ACT 0 of T.N.S. (cause why not?) Natalie: eh, how much money do you have? Younger Nomad: I donno, 45 pennies (cents for those that live in America) Natalie: oh, you know what that means! Younger Nomad: I don't have enough money to buy a chicken nugget! (:'<) (Later) Nomad: so, Caylus has 19 bottles of dish soap- Talia: wait, WHY DOES CAYLUS HAVE SO MANY SOAPS? Caylus: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, TALIA!! (Later) Nomad: (on a phone call) oh I would but I got too much to do today (Literally after the phone call) Nomad: (playing daurade (?) sandstorm on the piano whilst drinking Pepsi) (Later) Slick: (yeets frisbee all the way to the M.25) Titan: oh my god... Nomad: what the f--- Slick? (Later) Nomad: so basically, what I was thinking of- L.O.: (punches Nomad in the face) Nomad: aw f---, I can't believe you've done this! (Later) Me: (working on some stuff when a computer falls next to me) !? (later) Natalie: (runs up to Talia) baby Talia: daddy? Natalie: DO I LOOK LIKE- (later) Nomad: toss me my keys! Sonic: (throws Nomad a printer) Nomad: I said my keys Sonic: I thought you said printer! Nomad: why the f--- would I say printer? (later) Talia: (sees L.O.) f--- this s---, I'm out~ (jumps into a bin which rolls away) (a minute later) Nomad: (sees a pair of feet sticking out of a bin. he looks in said bin) Talia: oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage~! (later) Sonic: (get's in the car and closes the door) so, we're going to see uncle Chu- (as he's rolling up the window, his hat get's caught and dragged off his head) give my hat back Tails, do you wanna see uncle Chuck? (looks back at the window to see his hat hanging at head Hight) !!! [TO BE CONTINUED...]
