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ʟʏʀɪᴄs: ʟᴀᴅɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇᴍᴇɴ, ʙᴏʏs ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪʀʟs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ғʀᴇᴅᴅʏ ғᴀᴢʙᴇᴀʀ's ᴘɪᴢᴢᴇʀɪᴀ ᴏɴsᴛᴀɢᴇ, ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғʀᴇᴅᴅʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀʀ, ᴄʜɪᴄᴀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋᴇɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏɴɴɪᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜɴɴʏ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀғᴏʀᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏ sɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴅ-ᴡɪɴɴɪɴɢ, ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴠᴏʏᴀɢᴇ, sᴀɪʟ ᴏɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴄᴏᴠᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ғᴏxʏ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏx ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴇʏ (ʙʏ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴇᴀᴛs ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ʜᴇʀᴇʙʏ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴇᴅʙᴇᴀʀ's ᴘɪᴢᴢᴇʀɪᴀ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴀʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ ᴅᴀᴍᴀɢᴇs, ʙᴏᴅɪʟʏ ᴏʀ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴡɪsᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀʏ ᴏᴄᴄᴜʀ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀʏ. ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʀɪsᴋ.) ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ, sᴏ ᴜʜ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀɴᴅs ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ғʀᴇᴅᴅʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴢʙᴇᴀʀ ʙᴀɴᴅ! 3:00 ᴘᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴀʟʟ ғʟᴏᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴍʏ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀ ʟɪᴄᴋs ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴏᴄᴋɪɴ' ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ'ᴍ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴀs ᴀ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ ʙᴜɢs ɪs ᴘᴀsᴛ ʜɪs ᴘʀɪᴍᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜɴɴʏ ɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ's 12:00 ᴀᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛs ʀᴏᴀᴍ ғʀᴇᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ʟᴇɢs ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴛ ʀᴜsᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴇʏ, ʜᴇʏ ᴍɪᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ᴄʜᴀ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍɪxᴛᴀᴘᴇ? ᴡʜʏ'ᴅ ʏᴏᴜ sʟᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ? ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀ ɢʜᴏsᴛ? ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀ ɢʜᴏsᴛ? ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜʏ sᴍɪʟᴇ, ɢʟᴀssʏ ᴇʏᴇs, sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ʀᴇᴅ, sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ, ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ғᴜʀ, ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ɢᴜʏ, ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀ, ʀᴇᴅ ʙᴏᴡᴛɪᴇ, ʀᴏsᴇʏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋs, ғᴜᴢᴢʏ ғᴇᴇᴛ, ɴᴏ ᴇʏᴇʙʀᴏᴡs, ɴᴏ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇᴀᴛs, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ sʟᴇᴇᴘs, ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘ ɪ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ᴀ ʙɪɢɢᴇʀ sᴛᴀɢᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅɪᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ғᴀᴍᴇ ᴅ-ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ? ᴀ-ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜɴɴʏ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀᴛʀᴏɴɪᴄ- ʜᴇ's ʟɪᴋᴇ ғʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴍᴀɴ! ʜᴇ's ʟɪᴋᴇ, ғʟᴀɪʟɪɴɢ ʜɪs ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ! ʟ-ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ's ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴠᴀɴ ʜᴀʟᴇɴ ᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ. ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍᴍᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ʙʀᴏ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴛʜɪs ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪs ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ! ᴏᴋᴀʏ? ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ! ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀ ɢʜᴏsᴛ? ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ, ᴀ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀ ɢʜᴏsᴛ? (ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ғᴜʀ, ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ɢᴜʏ, ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀ, ʀᴇᴅ ʙᴏᴡᴛɪᴇ, ʀᴏsᴇʏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋs, ғᴜᴢᴢʏ ғᴇᴇᴛ, ɴᴏ ᴇʏᴇʙʀᴏᴡs, ɴᴏ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇᴀᴛs, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ sʟᴇᴇᴘs, ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘ) (ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜʏ sᴍɪʟᴇ, ɢʟᴀssʏ ᴇʏᴇs, sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ʀᴇᴅ, sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ, ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ғᴜʀ, ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ɢᴜʏ, ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀ, ʀᴇᴅ ʙᴏᴡᴛɪᴇ, ʀᴏsᴇʏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋs, ғᴜᴢᴢʏ ғᴇᴇᴛ, ɴᴏ ᴇʏᴇʙʀᴏᴡs, ɴᴏ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇᴀᴛs, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ sʟᴇᴇᴘs, ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘ) ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ, sᴏ ᴜʜ, ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴᴅ.
