There no secrets to Dove, (soap) You know they rule, and so do I, they will repel all of your, true love. It was made by some cranky old guy, and, when they ask for your subscription, you gotta make them understand, That you don't like soap, that it makes you mope, that you cry at the sight of bubbles, then tell them a lie, about a cranky old guy, and then dye their white suits maroon.
LawsOfScienceChanger dan's back, baby!
