Storybrook, washing the dishes: Who the fudge used this pan?? Storybrook: Wait. I the fudge used this pan… Benjaminfrank: It was you the fudge. Storybrook: It was I the fudge… Corn-snakepaw: Who cooks rice in a pan? Benjaminfrank: They the fudge. Corn-snakepaw, knocking on the door: Storybrook, open up! Storybrook: As a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner. Corn-snakepaw: That’s not what I- Benjaminfrank: Let them finish! Storybrook: Benjaminfrank is off at an appointment, so while they’re gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts. Corn-snakepaw: Why? Storybrook: They’re like 90% of my impulse control. Storybrook: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. Corn-snakepaw: What's wrong with you?? Storybrook: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. Benjaminfrank: No, they mean other than that. Storybrook: Ohhhhhh. Storybrook: I haven't slept in 4 days. Benjaminfrank, when Corn-snakepaw walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza. Benjaminfrank: *accidentally smacks Storybrook in the face with the baking sheet* Storybrook, trying to impress Benjaminfrank: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture. Corn-snakepaw: They turned it off and back on again. Corn-snakepaw: Some people are like slinkies. Benjaminfrank: What? Corn-snakepaw: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Benjaminfrank: Benjaminfrank: Please don't push Storybrook down the stairs. Corn-snakepaw pushing Storybrook down the stairs: Too late. Benjaminfrank: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper? Corn-snakepaw: I feel like we've all done that at least once. Storybrook: I ate it too- Corn-snakepaw: See? Storybrook: -On purpose... Benjaminfrank & Corn-snakepaw: ...What? Storybrook: Which movie are you and Benjaminfrank going to see tonight? Corn-snakepaw: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Benjaminfrank wants. Storybrook: Which one do they want to see? Corn-snakepaw: I haven't decided yet. Storybrook: I want to be like a caterpillar. Corn-snakepaw: Explain. Storybrook: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful. Benjaminfrank: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right? Storybrook: Storybrook: That's just another highlight! Corn-snakepaw: A sprite is anything not static. Benjaminfrank: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d. Storybrook: A sprite is a fudging soda. Storybrook: You god damn geekbutt benches. (Story and Corny could be swapped in this as well) Benjaminfrank: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Storybrook: I saw you. Corn-snakepaw: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Benjaminfrank in a turkey costume. Corn-snakepaw, excitedly: Heeyy!! Benjaminfrank: Hey, someone's excited. Storybrook, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick. Benjaminfrank: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted. Storybrook & Corn-snakepaw: Storybrook: Was it Corn-snakepaw? Corn-snakepaw: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. Storybrook: Actually, Benjaminfrank is my favourite. Corn-snakepaw: Okay then, it is I, that bench.
I had to censor out the swears because generators be like that.
