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Instructions

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Stanley: Thanks fam! Stanford: oh no Mabel: *cries* I love you too Dipper: Sounds fake but okay Bill: *A flustered mess* Fiddleford: can i get a refund ——— Stanley: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Stanford: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Stanley: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Mabel: Actually I did the math, Stanford would have $225, not $0.15. Stanford: Fam I’m right here.... Dipper: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Stanley: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Dipper: Sorry I only have a dollar Stanley: :( Mabel: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Stanford would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Dipper: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Mabel: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Bill: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Mabel: Apply juice to what Fiddleford: Directly to the forehead Stanford: Great chat everyone ——— Stanley: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them ——— Stanley: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise Stanford: I beg to differ Stanley: Then Beg ——— Gideon: This is getting embarrassing. Dipper: Getting? We’re already there! ——— Mabel: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Stanford: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station. ——— Bill: What’s up? I’m back. Dipper: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Bill: Death is a social construct. ——— Fiddleford: Can you keep a secret? Candy: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person. ——— Dipper: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill! Dipper: First who would you kill? *Stanley points at Tom* *Mabel points at Tom* *Gideon points at Tom* Tom: *shrugs* I would kill me too. ——— Mabel: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Candy: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Dipper: More or less, I guess... Gideon: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Varian: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Grenda: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on! ——— Star: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW! ——— Serenity: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator. Tom: Yup. Leopard: Maybe the generator is watching us. Serenity: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added? Serenity: ... Serenity: Wait— ——— Tom: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Stanford. Tom: Tom: Don’t tell them I said that. ——— Fiddleford: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing. Leopard: But ya' didn't! ——— Bill: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on. ——— Tom: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- Tom: *sees Leopard shoving Varian into the washing machine while Wendy records and Mabel watches* Tom: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. ——— Gideon: I love hearing Stanley shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change. ——— Mabel: I'm very scary. Destiny: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Mabel: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. Destiny: And small. Mabel: Mabel: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess. ——— Tom: I trusted you! Bill: Why? ——— Stanford: Get your hand off my shield! Wendy: There's like a million other shields. Stanford: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers. Wendy: *hits Stanford with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it. ——— Bill: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be! ——— Mabel: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand? Tom: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list. ——— Leopard: You’re alive. Pine: No need to sound so disappointed. ——— Moonray: I think I need a hug... Destiny: Good thing I'm hug shaped! *45 minutes later* Moonray: You... you can let go now. Destiny: No, I absolutely cannot. ——— Dipper: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media. ——— Rapunzel: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Rapunzel: Anyways, you said Pine is enjoying finger painting! That's great. ——— Destiny: What’s your name? Lana, whispering to Leopard: Can I tell them my real name? Leopard: No! Lana: I’m… Leopard. Leopard, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right… ———