:) Cardinalpine: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Swampeace : 'Prettiest Smile' Frightpaw: 'Nicest Personality' Boopaw : 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Terrorpaw : 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' Cardinalpine : Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? Swampeace: Which came first, the orange or the orange? Terrorpaw: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. Frightpaw: What was the color called before then? Boopaw : There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white! Cardinalpine : What makes you all smile? Frightpaw: Friends and Family. Boopaw : Snacks. Terrorpaw: Victory and success. Swampeace: Face muscles. Terrorpaw: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Frightpaw: ... Your what? Terrorpaw: My friends. Boopaw : Are they saying “friends”? Swampeace: I think they're being sarcastic. Cardinalpine : No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Terrorpaw! All of your friends are in this room. Cardinalpine : You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Swampeace: I saw you. Cardinalpine : Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Boopaw in a turkey costume. Terrorpaw: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower. Cardinalpine: We have fun, don’t we, Swampeace? Swampeace: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life. Swampeace: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!? Cardinalpine: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt. Swampeace: You're violent. Boopaw: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable. Boopaw: You think you're smarter than everyone else. Terrorpaw: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am. Frightpaw: It smells like henway in here. Terrorpaw: Boopaw: Terrorpaw. Boopaw, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here? Terrorpaw: *sigh* Terrorpaw: What's a henway? Frightpaw: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS! Terrorpaw: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Boopaw: Bet you I can! Swampeace: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper* Swampeace: Someone will die. Cardinalpine: Of fun! Boopaw: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math. Terrorpaw: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down. Boopaw: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have. Cardinalpine: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- Cardinalpine: *sees Boopaw shoving Frightpaw into the washing machine while Swampeace records and Terrorpaw watches* Cardinalpine: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. Cardinalpine: What does “take out” mean? Frightpaw: Food. Boopaw: Dating. Terrorpaw: Murder. Swampeace: It can be all three if you’re brave enough. Cardinalpine: I'm cold. Swampeace: Here, take my hoodie. *meanwhile* Boopaw: I'm cold. Terrorpaw: I can't control the weather, Boopaw. Boopaw: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Terrorpaw: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Boopaw: It sucks. Terrorpaw: That's not constructive criticism. Terrorpaw: *out cold on the ground* Frightpaw: Oh my god, do you think they’re okay?! Boopaw, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Terrorpaw’s face*
