warning: some of these are sus so ya convo #1 her:will you adopt me? me:sure ig *i run to my house a few doors down bc i was at my irl friend/cousin's brookhaven house* her:dad? me:no im mom her:no,your a boy! me:im actually a girl her:but your hair is a boy! me:girls...can have short hair... her:But your hair and your outfit are for boys! me:no,your just sexist. roblox:*censors sexist* me:your just --xist her:Ha!i reported you! me:for what? her:you called me a poop! me:no..i didnt... her:ya you did! me:I called you genderist!(bc i cant say sexist in roblox apparently) her:no you called me poo! me:*reports and bans from house* *hears explosions from my backyard as my cousin tells me that they are exploding our house and runs outside* *sees two kids with bombs exploding my yard* *they go and hide* me:*finds them and banns them and leaves brookhaven* convo 2: me:*trying to find somebody i can roplay with* me:abc for friend! *no one says abc* me:*robs a store for gadorade* some dude:abc for son me:ABC! him:where? me:house __ him*tps to my house* *his avatar looks like a baby* me:im ordering pizza! him:YAY! me:*checks if anyone is working at the pizza place* the pizza place:* has no workers* me:well,i guess we are having home made pizza! him:YAY!*changes his avatars clothes to a yellow wonzie thingy* me:*cooks pizza and waits a min* microwave:DING! DING DING! me:Pizza is ready!*gives pizza* him:*eats pizza* me:I stole a soda today from the store him:cool!can i go next time? me:sure of course! Me:its time for bed! him:*goes in crib*I want milk pls mom me:ok..*finds a bottle in the inventory and gives it to him* him:MmMm me:*goes to sleep in my bed* (in the morning) me:Do you want to go to california and rob everyone then come back? him:YA! *we go to the airport and ride there* (its really the same place but we are pretending) *we rob the stores and go back home* him:MoM? me:what? him:Can i (something sus i don't wanna say on scratch) me:!? him:(more sus stuff) me:N O*pulls out gun* me:*shoots him* me:ur sus Him:oh soRrY mY bRoThEr SaId tHaT me:Tell your brother he's sus hiM:I don't wanna do this roleplay anymore*runs away into the street* me:Ok..?what the heck was that??? me:*Continues to play normally while still traumatized from these events*
