Song: Earl Grey - Mark Generous Art: NeRaven (Owl) Google (Bg) 50 very random questions for you to answer when your bored, and me to write when I can't do anything better. 1. How scared are you of spiders? Existentially 2. Do you like school? No 3. Do you ask to be excused from the table? there is no table. i do not eat. 4. Do you have a table, or counter to eat at? no 5. How many friends do you have? no 6. Any enemies? always 7. Which mythical animal would be your favorite? Kitsune, Dragon, Griffin, Unicorn, or Phoenix? kitsune 8. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Manipulate probability 9. Mechanical, or regular pencil? None, I write with my mind 10. Preferred device? Phone, computer, or ipad? computer 11. Are your parents strict, easy, or fair? fairly strict 12. Dark mode or light mode? gray mode 13. Fantasy, Sci-fi, Non-fiction, or Poetry? Fantasy 14. Favorite hobby? cutting people's hair when they're asleep 15. Do you like attention, or are you shy? vewwy shy uwu senpai 16. Favorite season? the season of mourning 17. Favorite seasonal treat? santa 18. Do you get along with family? -sweet home alabama dunun dunun- 19. If you were stranded, where would you be? Island, Arctic, or Dessert? a lonely street in Ohio 20. What is the #1 thing you would bring on a hike? money to bribe bears 21. Do you like outdoors or indoors? i like the space in between dementions 22. Ever ridden a horse? no 23. Ever SEEN a horse? (irl not photo) no 24. Minecraft or fortnight? fortcraft 25. Do you wash your hands after a shower? whats a 'hands' 26. Are you fast or slow at typing? Fast. Always. 27. How many crushes have you had? ive crushed many people 28. How many tabs do you have open on your laptop right now? three...... thousand 29. Do you code, or do art? i summon Fritos 30. Should I do a would-you-rather project next? YES 31. Do you have siblings? many, too many to possibly count 32. Do you have a pet? no, i can not. i always end up eating them 33. If you could have any pet, what would it be? sheep, they are very yummy 34. Favorite color? the color of the human insides 35. Do you like airports? ive never been in one because i can fly 36. What is your preferred method of travel? Car, plane, train, bus or walk? RUN. 37. If you got shipped in a box somewhere, would you stay in the box, or break out? im too big to fit in a box 38. Do you crush Styrofoam? yes 39. Styrofoam, or packing-peanuts? they are both very good 40. Allergies? Humans 41. Do you like glowing things, or shiny things? i am 42. Do you like dark chocolate, or milk chocolate? milky chocolate 43. Do you actually eat the food they serve at weddings, or just the bread and/or desert? i do not eat this 'food' you speak of 44. Can you speak a second language? If so, which one? every language 45. Do you get yelled at by your parents a lot? no 46. Are you scared of rats? (Not the pet kind, like, sewer rats) yum yum 47. What is the last book you read or are currently reading? The Bible Paul, or Saul as he used to be called, read it to me when I was young. 48. Would you pet a hissing cockroach? my favorite food 49. Eevee or Pikachu? no 50. Do you like Christmas lights? they are too bright.... they burn.