Story: Scratch cat wants a drink after walking a few miles, and he sees a "smard joose" (Smart juice) truck, he orders a drink for over $200K because Peepoe (Pico, he forgot his name because he is so "smard" after his boss told him to drink the juice) said, "It would make him smart." But he would realize that Peepoe (Because he was so "smard") was lying because it made Scratch Cat dumb instead!
this wuz stoopid. (FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!!)