There are currently 15 endings, including the secret one. Good luck finding that one! Tap of space for next “slide” Btw, there is a secret ending to this game Shoutout to the penguins of Madagascar, puss in boots, and Shrek Also shoutout to @cutetiggers38 for making the best remix when we were still in V0.5. You can see V0.5 translated 30 times! You can stop reading this Pls press the green flag No, seriously I’m not kidding Press that flag You know you want to Come on Just do it What are you still here for How long have you been here Are you waiting for me to let your kids out of my basement? Well that isn’t happening unless you press the flag That’s right I’m bribing you I will also tell your crush you like her That’s right, bribery and blackmail Which is why you should click the green flag I’m not kidding What, no I’m not a cat I’m a furry Big difference How do I take that back? I advise you press the green flag Like right now What are you even waiting for This isn’t how you get the secret ending, in case that is what you thought JUST PRESS THE DARN GREEN FLAG Update log V0.5 Game released V0.6 Secret ending added V0.7update log added V0.8 Meh ending and once in a year endings added V0.9 Nothing u need to know V1.0 Game finished, betrayal ending added V1.3.5 True ending added V1.7 True True ending added V2.0 True betrayal ending added V2.1 Duolingo ending added V2.2 This one you have to find out for yourself This update caused the game to only be partly mobile friendly V2.3 you also have to find this out yourself V2.4 chimken ending added V2.5 P A I N ending added V2.6 KFC ending added V2.7 Chicken ending was… changed V2.8 DREAM DID A FACE REVEAL!!!??? V2.9 Penguin ending added V2.9.5(current update) halfway to finishing V3.0 there were things added for V2.2 and V2.3 Every thing else is patches you don’t care about The meh ending also had to be remade multiple times This is my most worked on project ever
For the record, this is my most worked on project, as it actually took me a few days to put together, and will still be updated to the point where I can develope a lore. Look for little Easter eggs or look in the code. Your choice. Again, I WORKED HARD on this one. To catnip I mean marshmallows How do I take that back? Alternate ways to procrastinate are reading this And I think I found the meaning of life So here we go As we all know, life is a conspiracy theory created by the illuminati to keep us human beings in check, which means dying isn’t real. There are many ways to acheive this, the main way being OHMIGOD THATS IT. The illuminati has trapped us in a big vr game, also known as the sims 4. They have made technology to control our brains into thinking there is nothing on our heads. When people die, congratulations, you are let out of the vr. However there is only one game that simulates real life. One where it is possible to commit mass murdur whilst still having the ability to do the dishes. We call it: AMONGUS!!! Yes, that’s right, Amongus is the meaning of life. But that isn’t true, because you don’t get Amongus when you decode life and set it into one line. That was just a conspiracy theory created when the government did a collab with the illuminati. No. The true meaning of life is two things. Disappointment and monetisation. Allow me to explain. Life was made to disappoint you. New tech, a.k.a the so called monetisation was made to disappoint you. You buy the new iPhone 14 because you are disappointed at your social status and want to climb higher by getting the newest model. This brings up another meaning of life, called F.O.M.O FOMO is an acronym for fear of missing out. Tik Tok became successful because everyone else was using it, same as the internet. In other words, life is a big scheme set up by the illuminati to control people through monetisation, disappointment, and FOMO. Therefore I have calculated the true meaning of life -------------------------------------------- If you are still reading this, then congrats Obama gives you his seal of approval If this project ever gets taken off of scratch, it is because the illuminati doesnt want me to spread their secrets By now, you must have been here for a full minute At least So I am going to present you with an award I give you the secret ending of procrastination: the game And… AN OSCAR Congratulations The end (Secret ending achieved)
