To start game find tiny person and kill him, he will then get angry and try to attack you. He will also distract you. Y.O.L.O. (like literally you have one life in this game) !GABEN WARNING! Warning do not play this game if you are prone to seizures or epilepsy. Side effects may include: Losing $100, having 10 McDonald's Happy Meal shotguns (*cough cough* Jerma *cough cough*), Discarding a Unusual Team Captain, uncrating a 1 scrap weapon and not having the Kazotsky Kick. DO YOU SELL USTRALYUIM BLACK BOX?
This thing is Gaben's attack to invade your wallet. Do not install the update (if it even comes out due to the delays). If you want to spend $100 on uncrates then do that, but don't say I didn't warn you. How many of these things have I made, anyway? I don't care.
