Because I really hate Type To Learn. (Google it if you must.) Seriously, if anyone from Sunburst is on here, this is 50 times better than your program. And this is INTENTIONALLY bad. Anyways, this is intended as a parody.
v 0.1- Added a few completely normal words v 0.2- added more normal words that aren't strange whatsoever v 0.3- You used to be able to answer ANYTHING on the word list to win, but now you have to type it correctly. v 0.4- added NORMAL NORMAL NORMAL NORMAL things v 0.5- A f̜͇̪̪̘̫͍̺͇̮͛͛͌̎̀͐̄̊̀͘ŗ͓̟͚͚̲̙̜̈̀͑̽͑̎̓͌́̚͜ͅḯ̧̪͔̜͔̙̙̱͈̘̑́̽́͊̔̽̈̈́ȩ̣͉̭͎̤͔̣͚̃̀̈́̏́̌̏͂̚͘͜n̠̜̞͉̖̝͚̟̲͂͊͆̀͑̋̂̋̉͠ͅḓ̡̢̛̜̪̬̙͎̪̲͑̄̈̉̽̇̆̆̌ came to the project! v 0.6- added some words v 0.7- Some new f̜͇̪̪̘̫͍̺͇̮͛͛͌̎̀͐̄̊̀͘ŗ͓̟͚͚̲̙̜̈̀͑̽͑̎̓͌́̚͜ͅḯ̧̪͔̜͔̙̙̱͈̘̑́̽́͊̔̽̈̈́ȩ̣͉̭͎̤͔̣͚̃̀̈́̏́̌̏͂̚͘͜n̠̜̞͉̖̝͚̟̲͂͊͆̀͑̋̂̋̉͠ͅḓ̡̢̛̜̪̬̙͎̪̲͑̄̈̉̽̇̆̆̌s̛̛̠̙̬̗̬͙͎͎͖̞̿̈̌͛͑͊́͝came to the project! v 0.8- Lowered the frequency of friends. v 0.9- Made a certain monologue when you mistype repeat 3 times and be fifteen times as long. v 1- MY BEST FRIEND HAS LEARNED TO SAY NEW THINGS! v 1.1- Taught the f̜͇̪̪̘̫͍̺͇̮͛͛͌̎̀͐̄̊̀͘ŗ͓̟͚͚̲̙̜̈̀͑̽͑̎̓͌́̚͜ͅḯ̧̪͔̜͔̙̙̱͈̘̑́̽́͊̔̽̈̈́ȩ̣͉̭͎̤͔̣͚̃̀̈́̏́̌̏͂̚͘͜n̠̜̞͉̖̝͚̟̲͂͊͆̀͑̋̂̋̉͠ͅḓ̡̢̛̜̪̬̙͎̪̲͑̄̈̉̽̇̆̆̌s̛̛̠̙̬̗̬͙͎͎͖̞̿̈̌͛͑͊́͝ to say new words v 1.2- The cat has been distorted.