[The episode begins on another day at the Krusty Krab. A sweet old lady is knitting a scarf with her yarn while enjoying her meal. Mr. Krabs walks up to her.] Mr. Krabs: And how was your meal today, ma'am? Sweet Old Lady: Oh, delicious. I wish I could tell everyone how great my meal was. Mr. Krabs: Well, you're more than welcome to go to each table and tell them about your satisfactory experience. Sweet Old Lady: I don't really have time to do that. Perhaps I will mention it in my will. [The sweet old lady takes her knitting supplies and drives away on her mobility scooter. Mr. Krabs takes out his whip and prepares to hit her.] Mr. Krabs: Oh, that's the way you want it. SpongeBob: Wait! I have an idea! [SpongeBob runs into Mr. Krabs' office and brings out a cork board. He hangs it on the window.] Mr. Krabs: Hold on a second! That's me cork board! It's for all me... memos. [The cork board shows a memo with the words, "Make More Money" and a picture of money on the bottom.] SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, think of it now as a bulletin board for the community. A place where a yearning populous can express themselves freely. [The sweet old lady knits a review about her visit and sticks it on the cork board. Then she drives away on her mobility scooter. A customer walks up and reads the review.] Ivy (gray): "My Krusty Krab meal was delicious! I cannot recommend it enough!" Huh. Well, I was just gonna loiter, but now I think I'll get a Krabby Patty. [The customer walks off. Mr. Krabs' eyes became dollar signs and money pops out of his mouth, realizing that it is a fantastic idea. Then he closes his mouth.] Mr. Krabs: Hey, everybody! Our community bulletin board is here! Tell your friends and come on down and use it for the good of me business! Me wallet! Me...[stammers] I mean the community. [The scene changes to customers lining up to put their reviews on the bulletin board. SpongeBob sheds a tear.] SpongeBob: [sighs] Community!
Squidward: Two, as in Two SpongeBobs? Sure, this is all just a bad dream, right? I'm dreaming! You’re in my dream! Short customer: That's me: The man of your dreams. [Walks away] Squidward: If this is a dream. there are no consequences. I can do anything! [He pushes a cup of soda off the cash register but it's floating in the air.] I really am dreaming! [Scene shows a kid with a propeller hat making the cup fly. Scene cuts to the SpongeBobs.] SpongeBob: What's your name, handsome stranger? SpongeBob copy: My name is SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob: [Surprised] Wow! We look alike and have the same name! That's two things we have in common! [Both laugh] I always wanted a twin brother! [Turns into a bubble shape of himself] How do you feel about bubbles? SpongeBob copy: I love them! [The real SpongeBob turns into a jellyfish] SpongeBob: Jellyfishing? SpongeBob copy: The same thing you do. [The real SpongeBob turns his face into the form of Squidward's face.] SpongeBob: How about Squidward? SpongeBob copy: Oh, please. [Both laugh] SpongeBob: I think I'll nickname you... Me Two! [Both laugh again. Plankton goes into SpongeBob copy's ear.] Plankton: Hey, SpongeCopy. Good to see ya. [Whispers] Have you learned the secret formula yet? SpongeBob copy (Me Two): Oh, I can't tell you that. It's a secret. By the way, my name is Me Two. Plankton: Me Two? I'm such a deep sea dope! Now that the copy has come into contact with the original SpongeBob, he won't tell me the formula. [Me Two launches Plankton into Mr. Krabs' office.] Time to adjust my plan. [Mr. Krabs appears.] Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute! I can't afford two SpongeBobs! If this a scheme to collect two paychecks, forget about it! You're getting one paycheck split in two. Both SpongeBobs: You are too good to us, Mr. Krabs. [Bubble transitions to Chum Bucket and comes to the copier] Plankton: [laughs] Karen, did you know you're married to a genius? Karen: How could I forget? [Scene shows a tattoo of Plankton on Karen's hard drive] You had it tattooed on my hard drive. Plankton: Now where was I? Oh, yeah, I saved SpongeBob digital DNA. [Clicks "Print" again. Another sponge appears. Plankton squirts another drop of toner and the sponge comes alive. Plankton laughs.] SpongeBob copy: Ooh. [Eats Plankton] Karen: No, no, SpongeCopy. We don't put dirty, nasty things in our mouth. Spit it out. [The copy spits Plankton out.] Plankton: Yuck! Now listen. Your name is SpongeBob SquarePants and you're to go straight to Mr. Krabs [whispering] and ask him for the secret formula. SpongeBob copy: Mr. Krabs, secret formula. Got it. Plankton: And stay away from any other SpongeBobs! SpongeBob copy: Got it! [Eats Plankton again] Karen: Ah! Ah! SpongeCopy! [Spits Plankton on the floor] Plankton: You see, this is why I never had children. [Scene transitions to Squidward looking at the SpongeBobs. One is eating ketchup and the other is juggling Krabby Patties.] Squidward: Yup. I'm still dreaming. [To a customer] Hello, there. Are you enjoying my dream? [Slams his patty on the ground] I heard you like your patties "Ground"! [Laughs and goes over to Mr. Krabs] Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Mr. Squidward! Just what the devilfish do you think your doing?! Squidward: Isn't it obvious, you red-faced tightwad? I'm dreaming! [Pulls down Mr. Krabs' pants] What's that under there? Mr. Krabs: Under where? Squidward: That's right. [Laughs and kicks Mr. Krabs into his office] ♪I don't care, I don't care, none of this is real.♪ Hmm, I always wanted to fly and since this is my dream, I'm going to fly! [Copy enters Krusty Krab and goes into Mr. Krabs' office.] SpongeBob copy: Hello, Mr. Krabs. Hey, can you tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula? Mr. Krabs: You want me tell you the formula? That's quite a responsibility, laddy. SpongeBob copy: Secret formula. Mr. Krabs: Well, you make a good point. Lean in boy! [Plankton is looking at them] Plankton: He's doing it. He knows the formula. I can taste triumph! Wait, no! No! SpongeBob copy: Secret formula. Secret formula. Secret formu... SpongeBob: Hey, look. Another handsome devil! [laughs] We'll call you Me Three! [laughs again] Aww. Let's go flip some patties. Plankton: Neptune's puddle! Now that SpongeBob's been corrupted by the other 2! What I need is a legion of Bobs. A full on blitzkrieg of Bobs. [Scene bubble transitions to Plankton playing a snare drum as a million copies of SpongeBob walk out of the Chum Bucket.] [Imitating The Wicked Witch of the West] "March! March, my pretties, and learn the formula!
