⁰⁰⁵ :: Universal Math [Joke]

Instructions

'Sup? Well today Class, I'm going to teach you about Universal Math. If you don't know me already, you can call me " Ms. Comet " or Comet i don't really care. Y'all probably know by now that I am a Half-Venusin, half-human (/j) but if you don't,, nvm; I'll explain that later (i won't dw lol) ~ Introduction to Universal Math ~ Universal Math is the Mathematical term used for Off-Earth math. ? Why not just call it Math ? Well you see, Math on Earth has grown WAYY too popular, so now even /Universal Math/ gets mixed-up with Earth Math - Ex. "Hey ____! What's 1+ 1?" ____ says. "It OBVIOUSLY equals to 2. That's the logic of Math" ___ replies. "What no! I mean MATH," ____ argues. "OHHHHHH, you mean /Universal/ Math. Not Earth Math," ____ realizes. "OUI" ____ says in French. ? Where to Use/Not to use ? As I said before, Universal Math is used outside of Earth. Planets such as Venus, Uranus, Jupiter, Mars (and uhh, what other planets are there...?), Saturn, and even Pluto citizens use this kind of math. As for Neptune and Mercury,, well first off Neptune doesn't /have/ any citizens to begin with. And Mercury barely has any citizens, a they are too busy fighting with the Sun. ? Differences of Earth Math and Universal Math ? Though Earth Math and Universal Math is that they work different ways. In fact, Universal Math has to different answers to an addition question! ~~~~~~~ ~ Universal Math Explained ~ /|\ /|\ Let us start with a simple question. 1 + 1 = __ So, to find out the answer to this question, we'll start it off like this. One way to figure out this equation is to, first of all, take out the numbers you are giving with. In this case, we have 1 and 1 Now that we have 1 and 1 we,, i guess you could say put them aside those number and move on to the "+" sign. See, in Universal Math, the "+" sign represents 1 and 1 So now, we have 1 1 1 1 = All we do is add all those up and boom! you have your answer, 4. Now for another example, like... 2 + 4 = ___ 1st Step: Take away the proper numbers given to you. 2 4 2nd Step: Convert the + sign into 1 1 3rd Step: Put the numbers together. 2 1 1 4 (the 1 and 1 always go in the middle of the other numbers) 4th Step: Add 2 and 1 (= 3) together (Add first number and second number first) 5th Step: Add 1 and 4 (= 5) together (Add third number and fourth number together) 6th Step: Add the totals together. 5 3 = 8 and... BOOM! you have your answer!