creds to @kveleviz 1. sense of humor i love someone whos funny and can take a joke, but when it comes down being serious it's a really big deal for me. i want someone who can js play around, and set aside jokes when necessary. 2. intelligence idc tbh, if you're dumb we're in the same boat pookie. 3. kindness i love people who are really sweet, bc im usually the mean one, but i like bullying people when i rlly rlly like them 4. good hygiene being musty is a no-no. i hate stinky people. deodorant sells for 4.99. even cologne works SMTH MAN. 5. loyalty cheaters are fine i don't get all in my feelings, once sumn feels off i emotionally detach myself due to abandonment issues. im working on it because if smth feels off its usually because im a chronic overthinker, so then i end up having to rebuild my emotional connection with you. 6. courage as long as you're brave enough to watch scary movies<33 (aka mlp) 7. physical attractiveness idc abt that i love all figures, skinny, or plus-size doesn't matter, but preferably shorter. just dont have a ssa haircut or sumn 8. affection i'm a really clingy person when i like you and i use words of affirmation and gifts as a love language but i also really like js being given affection vv often, i use pet names for everyone and it's smth reserved for people who i love platonically and romantically. 9. extra? i'm not that much of an affectionate person so even we start dating i still need to get used to your presence