"UgHhH~ you're so /boring/~" "...I /swear/ my parents named me 'Octavius' just to get a pun out of it~" "Would you take your mind off your hair for /one/ second and focus on the fact that we're all about to be EATEN!?" "Hey! This isn't a /rag/~" "I am /not/ deformed. Just... different." "OH. You mean /that/ kind of 'we'~ Uh-huh. I'll leave you two love-fish alone." "Why am /I/ always the one sent out to investigate?" "HolySonOfPosideonImDeadHaHa~" "I don't have to be pretty like everyone else to have value." "C'mon!~ You know, unless you want to sit in a pool of your own tears the rest of the day." "I think I have something that could cheer him up!" "By the bloody sea god himself that guy's hot~" "WeLl~ uH~ I hAvE ThReE HeArTs, VeNoMoUs SpIt, ChAnGe CoLoRs /AnD/ ReGROw My aRmS! BeAt /ThAt/!" "OoOOh, is that shark meat?!" "Nope. Nuh-uh. Once father told me what happens when octopus' mate~ I'm NeVeR HaViNg a WiFe~"
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